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mad scientist (talkin' nerdy) - baba brinkman lyrics

is it just me, or is it incredibly s-xy
when someone expresses intellect effortlessly?
i met lesley at a party, she’s a post-doc
she rejects any explanation that’s post-hoc
all i could think was, “aw, she’s so nice”
as she talked about her work on alder phenotypes
with co2 levels experimentally elevated
i felt elated, like “what an incredible lady!”
but then i got all forward and said i wanted more of it
and she called my enthusiasm a false correlate
and then i felt all subordinate, so i stepped away
and then later i met dave, lesley’s ex-
s-x slave, he explained; how embarr-ssing
he told me “spiders engage in alloparenting
and a h0m-logous molecule to oxytocin predicts it”
but then he split to go baby-sit lesley’s kids!

the mad scientist
he’s talkin’ nerdy to me
the mad scientist
he’s talkin’ nerdy to me
the mad scientist
he’s talkin’ nerdy to me
drop science on your ear

i’m walkin’ through the party lookin’ for a brainy lady
when i run into marty who studies same-s-x mating
he’s talkin’ about the “h0m-phobic paradox”
which occurs in places like conservative america
basically, if you suppress the g-y scene
you get more babies born with g-y genes
cause you force them into hetero marriages
where they breed a pair of kids, just to keep up appearances
i said, “d-mn, that’s chickens coming home to roost
for sanctimonious h0m-phobic prudes”
and i think my word usage got marty’s juices flowin’
but i was trying to use it to seduce a woman
so i excuse myself instead of leading him on
peac-ck feathers i’m proceeding to flaunt
cause i gotta be lyrically fly if i choose
to pursue only women with the highest iqs

the mad scientist
he’s talkin’ nerdy to me
the mad scientist
he’s talkin’ nerdy to me
the mad scientist
he’s talkin’ nerdy to me
drop science on your ear

is it a personal fetish or a universal preference
to get thrills from seven-syllable words in a sentence?
presented unpretentiously, even carelessly
i get t-tillated interdisciplinarily
so you can find me chillin’ at a research inst-tute
conducting interviews in an impish mood
i met sue at a conference, she’s into modelling
genetic trees, and species phylogenies
she swept me off my feet, i got wrapped up
in bed she recited a long list of taxa
until i cracked up, and said: “it’s s-d-stic
to put so much emphasis on cladistics
it’s twisted!” but she was arrogant
she said: “tell it to the genes that you share with chimps
and not with me” and she drifted off to sleep
i guess nerdy talking’ isn’t all s-xy

the mad scientist
he’s talkin’ nerdy to me
the mad scientist
he’s talkin’ nerdy to me
the mad scientist
he’s talkin’ nerdy to me
drop science on your ear

- baba brinkman lyrics

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