blobfish - b1g $wag lyrics
[intro]
just tryna be wholesome
wholesome 100
ignore the gunshots, i’m trying to be wholesome guys
nah sike i got a machete
[hook]
yuh, stab a b*tch like imma blobfish (stab stab)
we psycho 100 cause we mobbin’ (gang)
always prepped got the shank in the closet (strapped)
stab ya in the chest, shank deposit (ayyy)
[verse 1]
dna test came back i’m positive for quirky
heard the doctor wrong, he was talking ’bout herpes (oh?)
dudes really be fetishizing girls from j*pan (couldn’t be me)
you can’t read hungry caterpillar? you a grown*ass man
no minivan got a comically small car
it’s not a legal vehicle but deez nuts are (ooooooh)
not just mobbin’, i’m blobbin’, remember when people be bloggin?
never forget my log in, jumbo size noggin
i’m a champ i’m pogging, (poggers) girl gamer? impossible (lamer)
say these jordans look fake? (as fuuuuck) might be plausible (sheesh)
if anyone catcalled me, self*confidence would skyrocket (pyoosh)
obviously a problem for women, yo s*xists? stop it (got eem)
[hook]
yuh, stab a b*tch like imma blobfish (stab stab)
we psycho 100 cause we mobbin’ (gang)
always prepped got the shank in the closet (strapped)
stab ya in the chest, shank deposit (ayyy)
[verse 2]
can i make a psa, stand on the soapbox? (no)
blobfish don’t got the funny face not wholesome (whaaat)
they live deep in the water outta the shore they get compressed (uh oh)
jokin about a corpse’s funny face, kinda messed (wow)
hey funny fish (blobby), someone offended me
officer, he definitely didn’t murder he was defending me
don’t be my enemy, or i will stab you endlessly
it’s cutting edge technology, go stab relentlessly
it was just a one*time thing, not a battle tendency (ooooh)
if you comment something sus you a friend to me (that’s funny)
woman who like food? that’s nice that’s your whole identity (original)
pull up nude, clothes overpriced, look respectfully (b*lls)
only thing i learned from chemistry was how to make some ecstasy (drugs)
even though we wholesome, violence the answer for everything
how’s a blobfish alive on land, why he got weaponry (knife)
sorry you gotta be impaled, was commanded by the entity (blobfish)
[hook]
yuh, stab a b*tch like imma blobfish (stab stab)
we psycho 100 cause we mobbin’ (gang)
always prepped got the shank in the closet (strapped)
stab ya in the chest, shank deposit (ayyy)
[outro]
ayyyy can we represent blobfish correctly, please
pretty please
also, imagine* imagine the gawk*gawk the blobfish could give you (bruh)
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