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bmike be mine - b-mike lyrics

[intro]
oh my god
just do it!
becky, i’m so nervous
just f*cking call him!
i’m calling, i’m calling, i’m calling
here we go
oh my god
mike, pick up
call him!
h*llo?
mike, oh my god, how are you? it’s so good to hear your voice
uhh, who is this?
you know who this is, silly
i have no idea who this is
i just wanna say i’m not like those other girls
i like you**
oh, not again!
[chorus]
bmike, bmike, oh please be mine
h*ll no!
b*tch, i don’t even know what your name is
’cause bmike, bmike, you’re oh so fine
h*ll no!
say what? i ain’t even god d*mn famous!
if you think that i’m jokin’, your heart will soon be broken
’cause i will never be your boyfriеnd
but bmike, bmike, just pleasе be mine
no!
bmike, be mine (no!)
bmike, be mine

[verse 1]
see, in high school n0body gave a d*mn that i rapped
dudes would laugh at me senseless while they sat in the back
and every holler out a chick i made was fickle or trash
and if i dared to say h*llo, they would just giggle and laugh
but then a couple years passed, now i’ve got a little buzz
and a few of those same girls want some kisses and hugs
see i was chillin’ up on facebook, this chick from grade a2
had the liberty to text me, shoulda seen how my face looked
she said: “michael, oh my god, it’s been ages
everywhere i look now, plop, there your name is
look, i was a b*tch in highschool, but i’ve been hopeful
i was thinking movie night, you and i will watch the notebook”
now hold on just a minute, ’cause to me that’s quite amusing
oh, and i asked you to come see twilight at the movies!
“mike, oh my god, please!”
no, b*tch, beat it!
and how’d you get my number?!
after this message, delete it! (mike)
[chorus]
bmike, bmike, oh please be mine
h*ll no!
b*tch, i don’t even know what your name is
’cause bmike, bmike, you’re oh so fine
h*ll no!
say what? i ain’t even god d*mn famous!
if you think that i’m jokin’, your heart will soon be broken
’cause i will never be your boyfriend
but bmike, bmike, just please be mine
no!
bmike, be mine (no!)
bmike, be mine

[verse 2]
so after that i met a chick i was hoping was better
a reenter girl, fell in love the moment i met her
until she said “mike, i think it’s time you finally met my father”
(no way!)
please?
fine, but i really can’t be bothered
he said “h*llo, mr. bmike. my name is mr. naidu
i sincerely hope you love my daughter just like i do
it’s very nice to meet you, and i know you’re in a hurry
but before you take my daughter, you just need to eat my curry”
so i agreed to eat his curry in return for consent
to date his daughter and it meant that i would earn his respect
but when i smelt and saw those spices that he stirred were intense
my ass nearly lit on fire ’cause it burned from the scent!
and all it took was one spoon and my appetite is spoiled
sweating like a motherf*cker sitting on his toilet (oh my, oh my oh dear)
so you like the curry, yes?
h*ll no, i’m out of here!
[chorus]
bmike, bmike, oh please be mine
h*ll no!
b*tch, i don’t even know what your name is
’cause bmike, bmike, you’re oh so fine
h*ll no!
say what? i ain’t even god d*mn famous!
if you think that i’m jokin’, your heart will soon be broken
’cause i will never be your boyfriend
but bmike, bmike, just please be mine
no!
bmike, be mine (no!)
bmike, be mine

[verse 3]
so i don’t wanna get to know ya (to know ya)
even if i have to pay
especially when you got some funky throwing up in your vajayjay
what it is?
wassup? (what’s up?)
got yo n*gga in the cut (god dayum)
what it is?
wassup? (what’s up?)
got yo n*gga in the cut (god dayum)

[chorus]
bmike, bmike, oh please be mine
h*ll no!
b*tch, i don’t even know what your name is
’cause bmike, bmike, you’re oh so fine
h*ll no!
say what? i ain’t even god d*mn famous!
if you think that i’m jokin’, your heart will soon be broken
’cause i will never be your boyfriend
but bmike, bmike, just please be mine
no!
bmike, be mine (no!)
bmike, be mine

[outro]
hahaha
how you gonna do me like that man?
you don’t wanna date me in highschool, and now you inviting me over for movies?
f*ck outta here with that cuddle sh*t
can watch the notebook with your punk*ass self
b*tch, i made the notebook… hahaha
but what about me? i made you curry
please be mine

- b mike lyrics

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