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the lies i tell myself - b.a.johnston lyrics

[spoken]
*oh my professionalism
f*ck*

[verse]
i’m all alone watching h*ll comes to frog town
but you know i’m all alone
cuz i’m watching h*ll comes to frog town
i’m thinking rowdy roddy piper’s not such bad actor
when he’s playing opposite guys in plastic frog masks
and he has got the best job in the world
after a nuclear war he’s got to impregnate all these cute women
in this mutated frog town
i should be so lucky
i’ve never been so lucky

when this is over
i’m gonna watch the film c.h.u.d
gonna watch radioactive hobos chew on daniel stern
you might remember daniel stern as the voice of the wonder years
i like to watch radioactive hobos
chew him after i’ve had a couple of beers

if there was a girl a here
she would tell me to come up to bed
she would say “turn those cr*ppy movies off”
so sometimes i don’t mind being all by myself
and that’s not just a lie i tell myself

a lie i tell myself
to keep from k!lling myself
the lies i tell myself
to keep from k!lling myself
to keep from k!lling myself

[spoken]
*gets loud at the end. sorry*

- b a johnston lyrics

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