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my opinion on above ground pools - b.a.johnston lyrics

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it’s a hundred*thousand*million degrees
and i’m looking out at my dried up and rapidly dying lawn
suddenly it occurs to me
i’ve officially changed my opinion on the subject of above ground pools

and i’m looking at my canadian tire catalog
trying to figure out which ones a better deal
soon i’ll be floating like a hollow log in a plastic sea

and the chemicals they’re gonna mess up my skin
by july 1st i’m not human i’m a human*looking california raisin
when my neighbors wanna go outside to have a little hot dog barbecue
they’ve got watch a tiny little raisin doing laps in his tinier pool

and i’m looking at my canadian tire catalog
trying to figure out which ones a better deal
soon i’ll be floating like a hollow log in a plastic sea
and by august the lawn is officially dead
and my skin is officially cooked in a pot, lobster red
and i just pray i can get my money back on this above ground pool
when labor day rears its ugly head

and i’m looking at my canadian tire catalog
figuring out which one has a better money*back guarantee
soon i’ll be floating like a hollow log in a plastic sea

above ground pool buy one for me

- b a johnston lyrics

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