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i don't use self service machines - b.a.johnston lyrics

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waiting in the line at mcronnie’s
to order quarter pounders
they only got one cashier
so the line moves slow like service ontario

the manager sits by the self*service kiosk
that they have set up
he says “can i teach you to use it?”
i say “buddy, you can take a walk”

don’t use no self*service machines
cuz you don’t pay me
don’t use no self*service machines
cuz you don’t pay me
you don’t pay me
go to sobey’s to gеt a deal on b*tter
i say margarine nеver
the lineup is as long as when i saw e.t. with my father
they want me to use the self*service checkouts
they say it is faster
it wouldn’t be faster if they had more than two cashiers working the checkout

don’t use no self*service machines
cuz you don’t pay me
don’t use no self*service machines
cuz you don’t pay me
you don’t pay me

and when the machines go skynet
and they try and take over canada
they k!ll the mcdonald’s manager
i scream out
“i will avenge you!”

i fight the robots
in a post*apocalyptic h*llscape
but at least i don’t have to scan my own groceries
as i k!ll a self*service robot

don’t use no self*service machines
cuz you don’t pay me
don’t use no self*service machines
cuz you don’t pay me
don’t use no self*service machines
cuz you don’t pay me
don’t use no self*service machines
cuz you don’t pay me
you don’t pay me

- b a johnston lyrics

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