supermarket sushi test - automatic meat recovery lyrics
if it’s raw fish you seek early in the week things may look bleak but do not despair!
what’s for dinner? what’s for lunch? if still good, why not save a dime and follow a hunch?
we like science! we like math! use the scientific method to deduce the projected path!
if you seek a treat come on down, don’t f*ck around
if in doubt let’s put it to the test!
experimental subject chud given 2500mg slimy sushi
subject reported stomach cramps and *n*l bleeding
experimental subject [?] taken to chinese buffet and provided an all*you*can*eat scenario
subject did not survive the procedure
control subject rest stop[?] provided several varieties discount sushi
subject reported (redacted)[?], then (redacted)[?], then vomited profusely and subsequently perished
meat markdown
fish markdown
abort the test
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