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tastes like chicken - austin lounge lizards lyrics

i have traveled ’round the world from fiji to nairobi
sampled the exotic fare from chihuahua to the gobi
from land’s end to helsinki, and all points in between
i’ve been fed the finest finnish food and british haute cuisine

from the malts of montezuma to the s’mores of tripoli
from the mints of machu picchu to the doughnuts of the deep dead sea
let me set you straight, my friends, it always seemed to be
mammals, fish, and reptiles all taste the same to me

chipped beef on toast, have a friend for pot roast
tendеr little piggy toes with a bit of bordeaux
frеnch*fried mince pies right between the fish eyes
half*baked pound cake, shake ‘n bake, and rattlesnake

slop, glop (tastes like chicken)
gruel, drool (tastes like chicken)
spumoni, bologna (tastes like chicken)
tastes like chicken to me

quattro formaggi in an ancient tuscan palace
mystery meats impaled on sticks at the state fair in dallas
leaning towers of pizza and spaghetti bolognese
how i love thee, pu pu platter! let me count the ways

i’ve scouted out the finest kraut in baraboo, wisconsin
i’ve filled a dish with gefilte fish with a jew named ole yohnson
the joys of vegan nut loaf with a side of lychee ramen
from french nouveau to lutefisk, they all have this in common
alligator, darth vader skewered on a light saber
burger topped with special sauce, a bit o’ car exhaust
hot corn, cold corn, bring along a demijohn
k*mquats, tater tots, devon cream with lots o’ clots

scones, bones (tastes like chicken)
slush, mush (tastes like chicken)
hummus, pumice (tastes like chicken)
tastes like chicken to me

fillet of bunny when it’s sunny is lip*smackin’ good
monkey brains when it rains is my favorite food [pr*nounced to rhyme with “good”]
artichoke is okie doke with a slice of tongue
manatee’s a dream to me, especially when it’s young

cat guts, rat b*tts, any*way*you*can nuts
groundhog, boiled dog, love a little legless frog
orange pop, gumdrops, shari lewis lamb chops
collard greens from new orleans, chianti and fava beans

blubber, flubber (tastes like chicken)
masa, kielbasa (tastes like chicken)
lizards, gizzards (tastes like chicken)
tastes like chicken to me

chalupas, pupas (tastes like chicken)
cookies, wookies (tastes like chicken)
soda, yoda (tastes like chicken)
order, chaos (tastes like chicken)
dopey, grumpy (tastes like chicken)
donner and blitzen (tastes like chicken)
democrats, republicans (tastes like chicken)
betty, veronica (tastes like chicken)
tastes like chicken to me
(and n0body here likes chicken)

- austin lounge lizards lyrics

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