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i've got the best mobile plan in the world - aunty donna lyrics

[intro: broden, mark, zach]
barbecue, barbecue, barbecue, i like to barbecue
hey man, i know we haven’t spoken in over twenty years, but in better news, i have the best mobile phone and plan in the world
mm, i’ve gotta stop you right there
i think your phone plan is very good, but it doesn’t compare to my phone plan, which is better
absolutely not, i have the best* both the best mobile phonе and the best plan that therе is
i don’t agree with you!
no! listen, to me, i have the best phone in the world
it is a good phone plan, but my phone plan is better than yours
well i have the best mobile phone and the best plan, so you’re wrong
my phone plan is superior
my phone plan is the best
mark, broden, what are ya doing all this bickering for? fighting over who has the best phone plan in the world, when clearl*

[verse 1: zach]
i’ve got the best plan in the world
i’ve got the best phone in the world
i get unlimited texts
and i can text, all my friends
and i can text my enemies
and i can text a tree
‘cus i can text infinitely
hey! hey! hey! hey!
[verse 2: mark, the moon]
i’ve got the best phone in the world
i’ve got the best plan in the world
i get eight phone calls a month
and i can’t text anyone
but i can call the moon
i can call the moon, and say “what’s going on? how are you? how’s your mum? what’s your mum’s name? i’ve forgotten! i always forget! how are you?”
i’m the moon, and i’m the best
and i’m in the effing sky
i’m really good at listening, and i am the effing moon!
hey! hey! hey! hey!

[verse 3: broden]
i’ve got the best phone in the world
i’ve got the best plan in the world
the plan is very expensive, and it comes with an old phone
which means i can’t play fruit ninja
but my phone is the best, because i can download cheese
i can download heaps of cheese
i press a b*tton, get some cheddar
get some gouda, get some brie
jarlsberg and parmesan*hee
download from my phone
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!

[bridge: the moon]
i’ve got the worst plan in the world
i’ve got the worst phone in the world
once on a holiday to new zealand, i left my data roaming on
when i got home, there was a massive bill
i got bill shock
[outro]
the moon got bill shock!
the moon got bill shock! yeah!
the moon got bill shock!
the moon got bill shock!
the moon got bill shock! yeah!

- aunty donna lyrics

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