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88 inches - assburger lyrics

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[verse 1: -ssburger]
yo

they call my d-ck the jawbreaker
i use it to seal my deals, don draper
poppin it in ovens like a n-z- baker
these b-tches ride my d-ck like a bike, slater

my d-ck is like my abs, cut
big and fat, lookin like jabba the hut
it’s like old faithful everytime i nut
i tear an -ss up like palahniuk, guts

[chorus 1: -ssburger]
f-ck 14 times a day that’s 88 inches
b-tches in line cause i’m hung like lynches
wood grade a, man that sh-t is mahogony
my d-ck got a doctorate, gynecology

[verse 2: -ssburger]
i’ll f-ck you up like rodney, hard and fast
my c-ck is like gmc, built to last
eat, sleep, and f-ck, yeah that’s my life
i penetrate with this d-ck more than jack the ripper’s knife

oh sh-t sorry b-tch i didn’t mean to scare ya
the only thing that’s gonna hurt is when i start to tear ya cause
i won’t leave you shot, versace
my d-ck is f-cking magic, hitachi

[chorus 2: -ssburger]
f-ck 14 times a day that’s 88 inches
b-tches in line cause i’m hung like lynches
wood grade a, man that sh-t is mahogony
my d-ck got a doctorate, gynecology

[verse 3: publicly funded]
surprise my urologist after each visit
my fat kobb-ssa makes you look like a midget
my ho goes through the pain because she say’s her body digs it
top post on ladyb-n-rs special thanks to reddit

talk that real size i ain’t labeled a bigot
i lay down the pipe before the cl-t fidget
big d-ck problems always buying underwear
always break the last one when i gave your mother a stare

[chorus 3: -ssburger]
f-ck 14 times a day that’s 88 inches
b-tches in line cause i’m hung like lynches
wood grade a, man that sh-t is mahogony
my d-ck got a doctorate, gynecology

- assburger lyrics

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