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fuck and shit (ft. pumpernickel slapper, mxxmey, jumpman jones) - ass swift lyrics

intro: pumpernickel slapper
nut so thick, it felt like pudding

verse 1: -ss swift
call me autistic‚ i go stupid on the beat (uh)
b-tch i’m toe socks ‘cause i go stupid on the feet (uh)
young phil swift and i’m thinkin’ ‘bout them beans
academic oprah winfrey all i have in school is b’s (uh)
curb stomp a b-tch like i’m steppin’ on the beach
moms hide their kids when they see me on the streets
this song is so fire it’s like p-ssing with std’s
(cough) [?]
i’m goin’ dumb on it
young phil swift there is nothing in my wallet
when i walk between my cl-sses i make girls wanna vomit
when girls see me they get drier than mojave
run a train on a b-tch like i’m thomas
i be blowin’ up like i’m -boom- islamic
young phil swift he so f-ckin’ iconic
i shish-kebab your grandma then i do the dash like sonic‚ aye!
i call my d-ck polio‚ ‘cause it puts kids in wheelchairs
imma find your grandma and them imma push her down the stairs
young phil swift, i don’t really f-ckin’ give a care
i seen an -ss so fat like lasagna with three cheese layers
yeah, yeah that’s pretty f-ckin’ thick
five-foot-five with a rhinoceros d-ck
i call your b-tch a brick because she look like a brick
my music is like columbine‚ ‘cause all the kids get lit

verse 2: pumpernickel slapper
sauce on my d-ck, now i’m spicy as sh-t
pumpernickel on my sh-t, i’m slappin’ that sh-t
b-tches call me scissors‚ keep me out they cl-t
b-tch wanna fight, imma slap her t-t
clogged a dog’s b-tt, with my nut
nut so thick, it felt like pudding
doctor touched my b-lls, so i locked her in my car
pulled down my boxers, and showed her my lobster

verse 3: mxxmey
call me michael phelps, in that p-ssy i be swimmin’
made a f-ckin’ rug from these p-b-s that i’m trimmin’
call me a tire, spread the cheeks and then i’m rimmin’
my milk be skim, with anorexic i be twinnin’
call the fireman because my d-ck is f-cking burning
i m-st-rb-t-d in a church before i gave a sermon
i love to touch kids, it turns me on when they start squirmin’
i f-cked cinderella in the school, i’m prince learning
put my d-ck in her back and i gave her scoliosis
spread the cheeks like the red sea, so she calls me moses
broke her bones when we f-cked, she got osteoporosis
i’m addicted to the p-ssy, i must have vaginosis
“you are r-t-rded if you think we’re gonna f-ck”
i looked at her and said “nyehnyæ”
i’m transgender, i keep my d-ck tucked
i have s-x with teachers under the bleachers
i f-cked on the preacher because it was easter
i dived in the coochie, she told me “go deeper”
she choked when she sucked me ‘cause she a mouth breather
i sleep in the anti-masturbation cross
i k!lled my sister because i saw her floss
i went overseas and pulled up at the mosque
i gave the muslims bullets like i’m santa claus

interlude: mxxmey, -ss swift
aye
yo, that’s f-cking good, bro!

verse 4: jumpman jones
my sister is a snack, so i hit her from the back
‘bout to hit her ‘cause she got that f-cking [?] (yeah)
d-ck energy like a f-ckin’ resistor
so i f-ckin’ use it to f-ck my sister
bro i f-cking fist her but i ain’t her mister
all i’m f-cking saying, we’re just playin’ twister

hook: jumpman jones, -ss swift
(laughter)
yo, this dude said “f-ck” like thirty times
bro, [?]
f-ck b-tch like caillou
skate fast like caillou
smoke gr-ss like caillou
[?] fast like caillou
drive fast like caillou
donuts like caillou
ahhh
(laughter)

outro: mxxmey, -ss swift & mxxmey & pumpernickel slapper & jumpman jones
-gunshots-
i love to touch kids , it turns me on when they-
cut
(laughter)
where did that come from?
(where the f-ck did that come-)

- ass swift lyrics

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