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my imaginary friend - arnold eckhart lyrics

(i had an imaginary friend.)
when i was a kid, i liked barney the dinosaur
mr
squiggle drew his poo on me and lamb chops was a wh0re
i watched everyday on
my tv, the chickens and the hens
’til big ted sat on them, but they didn’t
beat my imaginary friend

his name was marcus
he had a style
he had a box
of tricks and
he liked to smile
he got me herpes, from a polar bear
i don’t
know how really, i got there
my, my, my, my imaginary friend
my, my, my, my
imaginary friend

one day along, we were at thе park
i fed the ducks and
he.. hе made them fart!
i saw an ostrich and it laid an egg
i perved on it
and then.. he made it dead!

my, my, my, my imaginary friend
my, my, my, my
imaginary friend (hey!)

one day my mum took me to a doctor
they tried to
take marcus away!
i screamed and yelled and bit his kn*b
then marcus, he
saved the day. yay!

i still haven’t met anyone cooler in the whole
world
and when i was at school
and when i found out that pants were
cool
and when i found fruit tingles and smarties
and the dumb guys at the
supermarket that mum said were like me..
but i didn’t believe her because she
said
brussels sprouts were good when you put sauce on them
..than
marcus
my, my, my, my imaginary friend
my, my, my, my imaginary friend

my, my, my, my imaginary friend
my, my, my, my imaginary friend..
hey
where’d the music go? deathdust, you noober
arnold’s housemate:* hahahaha.. sucked in
arnold:* w*nker! uncle bob!
arnold’s housemate: uncle bobs not here
arnold:* i don’t care! sp*tt*thhh, go away!

- arnold eckhart lyrics

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