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write like shakespeare - arne parrott lyrics

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[chorus]
i’m gonna write like william shakespeare
i’m gonna make some rhymes
i wanna write prose
everybody knows
that’s quoted ‘til the end of time

and i’m gonna write like william shakespeare
i’m gonna make my name
as the kind of college geek
who it’s his mother-fieing peak
to bring elizabethan beats into the rap game

[verse 1]
first thing to notice
n-body really knows how he wrote it
the golden otics of the god of the globe
how could some podunk punk
with no educational potency
make a big d-mn chunk
of some pro-poetic codices

skeptics say that he’s faking
it’s gotta be bacon who made him
or a posthumous [?]
created shakespeare’s greatest plays and played him
up and down london town
for the queen
why not the king of the innuendo
if you catch what i mean

because he slipped in the subtle sm-t
double dose of the double meaning
now, i don’t mean any trouble
but each couplet’s got my cutl-ss gleaning

out of its sheath
yeah lear is naked on the heath
a simple recitative brings me
sweet relief

cause sword does not mean sword
hit does not mean hit
honorificabilitudinitatibus doesn’t mean sh-t
so don’t be scared by his words ‘cus they’re
thick and hard
you gotta look them up
to get down with the bard, c’mon

[chorus]
i’m gonna write like william shakespeare
i’m gonna make some rhymes
and i wanna write prose
and sick iambic flows
quoted ‘til the end of time

and i’m gonna write like william shakespeare
i’m gonna make my name
as the kind of college geek
who its his mother-fieing peak
to bring elizabethan beats into the rap game

[verse 2]
your writing will engage
now i got my paper
uh…
there’s nothing on it

so tell me [?]
can’t even write a page
much less thirty plays
and two hundred sonnets

so fie upon it, i’m thrilled
‘cus will’s still iconic
yeah he’s real and he’s honest
and he’s filled with the phonics
his abilities still instill millions of comments
yeah bill’s filled with sheer force of will
and i want it

but back to what i was trying to write
try again with a pen
don’t intend to pretend
the end is in sight
six a.m. comes again bringing window-breaking light
i’m writing for a dozen days
but this ain’t twelfth night

‘cus if music be the food of love (if music be the food of love)
my love is badly malnourished
punchline, i give a flourish
‘cus no matter how hard i try to
[?] like will
you know i always seem to end up
with a couple extra sylla- godd-mnit! (come on!)

[chorus]
i’m gonna write like william shakespeare
i’m gonna make some rhymes (gonna make some rhymes)
i wanna write prose
everybody knows
that’s quoted ‘til the end of time (quoted ‘til the end of time)

and i’m gonna write like william shakespeare
i’m gonna make my name
as the kind of college geek
who it’s his mother-fieing peak
to bring elizabethan beats into the rap game

- arne parrott lyrics

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