vtuberculosis - arlekin d.k. a.k.a. max morgrain lyrics
i verse (in russian):
туберкулёзный квантовый харчок
летит тебе в ебало, чёрт!
я насчитал за жизнь долбоёбов, потерял им счёт
пиздуй на пересдачу, ставлю «не зачёт». (“не зачёт…”)
тебя слушать невозможно, ведь ты скулишь, как майот
я варюсь в этом котле как зритель уже шестой год
третий год стримлю, и ебись ты в рот
если ты, ленточный червь и вонючий глист
посмеешь спиздануть про то, что я залётный турист
я вошёл в эту реальность — красивая обложка
но копнул глубже и засмрадило, будто сдохла кошка
хотя не, это вы от страха пустили по газам немножко
но я добр к вам, и потому открыл вам окошко
на берегу стояли и дрочили таллассофилы
хотели кончить в море, но попали на shylily
но ей это по нраву, в том*то и прикол
ведь не зря она показала свой blowhole в gloryhole
или же нет?
верить этому мне или же это ложь?
обрезан здесь контекст иль нет? хуй вас поймёшь!
кормят ли нас правдой или нам подан пиздёж?
но мы*то плавали — знаем ваш почерк, паттерн и чертёж
я посидел за монтажом видоса больше минуты
коллеги мне на то сказали, что я ебанутый
что я не наберу просмотров — нахуй вас, пусси!
пиздуйте с браузера, я отказываюсь от ваших cooksie
иногда жизнь бежит по кругу, будто ипподром
особенно когда у тебя стокгольмский синдром
как это можно не понять, дорогая моя, боже?
наверное, ты с горя перебухала soju
как можно быть фанаткой этой садистской менхеры
абьюзера животных и фембоев, словом — мегеры?
тебе же я скажу на языке твоих же предков *
ты подавишься от поглощения драмы объедков
ну и пара слов о человеке с ником продик
он решил: «let`s celebrate and suck some d*ck”
присвоил себе канал аои хиноде
потом удивлялся, мол: «чё вы хейтите, уроды?(((»
мы в курсах того, что ты, наш дорогой продик
бесталанный древень и подозрительный фрик
так что закрывай*ка лучше лавочку свою
отпусти девчонок, а сам катись к хую
chorus:
я диагностирую у вас vtuber*кулёз
поебать на ваши волны, я бывалый матрос
я харкнул и блеванул в вас, высморкал нос
дрифт на катафалке — за раз вас всех развёз
i diagnose you with the vtuberculosis
i rearranged your guts and fixed your osteoporosis
i traumatized your mind with my forbidden gnosis
i divide in your brain like parasites – with mitosis
ii verse (in english):
there is defo something wrong with you all over there
you breathe absolutely wrong, probably akio, air
my appearance here for you is blood*chilling horror
i will never miss those two sinking auroras
when you were remaining idle or watching like beholders
snake_lady carried all of you on her mighty shoulders
but then she decided to wrap around you and swerve
your necks. ungrateful f*cks, that’s what you deserve!
another one aurora could be any wannabe
but she decided to become like vaush or hasanabi
politics in vtubing? have you lost your senses?
probably she did. yep. well, my conyolences
you are the worst possible person for puerto rico to represent
people like you take the word “latinx” as a compliment
you’re shaming proud boricua nation. they look down on ya
b*tch, just shut the f*ck up, por favor, carajo, conyo!
also, who got you rights to crown delinquent neanderthals
robbers, scammers, hypocrites, women threatening rascals?
guess i’ve found virtual version of bbl drizzy
ladies and gentlemen, i introduce you shizzy
you grew up in scary places? man, get the f*ck out!
where you were used to survive with gat, i used to survive without
get lost, tourist, do somewhere your filthy nasty deeds
wait, you’ll start to rob people again, man, so f*ck this
all of your attempts to accuse in racism j*panese chuubas are pathetic
with that you just proved your narrow mind and that you are a tourist and a cretin
i can smell from the mile your interest for reading books must be gone *
you translated in google the word “book” in russian and since you’ve never read one
stop making your weak attempts to pull out victim race card
go outside and touch some grass, clinical tweettard
you are boasting about mugging, robbing people. f*ck this!
i’ll let you know who you are in korean, you’ll run in j*panese
you uploaded your cl!ckbait? great job! now people are raging
as though one saw it in the crystal ball, you are not different from kenji
you condom escapists may think your life is, probably, bother*less
despite the fact that both of you grew up, probably, fatherless
kenji, your words got me in hysterically laughing state:
you tell people to stop to ride your d*ck, but how can they ride nothing, mate?
re*igniting that one old beef was not the right choice
people like you deserve friends like m*f*ngo boys
i thought you were very decent person and a good pal. kappa
you think i forgot how you jumped on a hate train against your colleague dacapo?
you think i care that you are built brainless, but buff?
i will deal with you, like dacapo with his hair – i’ll fl!ck you off
kyouka, you also will not run away from my piercing words
your beautiful facade hides something that malodorously stinks and rots
your abusive nature will become the result of your regression
i hope, bintang will never suffer anymore from your actions
lysander, you answered on sakana`s generosity with foul neglect
your “volunteers” sabotaged him by creating phase dis*connect
be happy that pippa did not turn offkai into walmart after such cringe
offkai? f*ck it. i would prefer to visit offbridge
i prefer to recite bible words from “john 3:16”
than jacking off on filthy nasty creature marinavt
your actions will be echoing in your body with sharp pain
after fueling the fire of hogwarts hate campaign
all of you just a bunch of bickering staceys from the highschool
i assume, your little circle didn’t have the important rule:
be careful with the choice of your words and what you talk about
either way, if you’ll try to f*ck around, you’ll definitely find out
chorus:
я диагностирую у вас vtuber*кулёз
поебать на ваши волны, я бывалый матрос
я харкнул и блеванул в вас, высморкал нос
дрифт на катафалке — за раз вас всех развёз
i diagnose you with the vtuberculosis
i rearranged your guts and fixed your osteoporosis
i traumatized your mind with my forbidden gnosis
i divide in your brain like parasites – with mitosis
[bridge]
this industry rots alive…
they said: “don’t hate talents”, right? well…
iii verse (in english):
then is that true that your talent is backstabbing and betrayal?
i am here to expose you, to reveal you, to unveil
all the myths about your great deeds and generous virtues
in reality, you are nothing, but a pack of vultures
i have 2434 reasons
to throw you all in and contain in the cells for schizos
i have not one creature, but the whole d*mn stack
of those, who could choose any color, but they have chosen black!
talents got thrown out like they didn’t meet the quota
who knows what`s happening in depths of niji underwater?
backstabber from the barrel’s bottom, far from the top shelf
try to be at least once honest, humble and educate yourself
torahime
swallow s*m*n
noxious stench
lying wench
hissing snake
your skin is fake
speech with no facts
has no impact
two*colored head
two*faced nature
useless gyaru
become mature
don’t deserve
my precious time
why spend on you
more of my rhymes?
a liar/eliar with noxious speeches like bl**dy pox
your career`s coffin will be the pandora`s/pendora`s box
after spreading with your serpent tongue this abhorrent hoax
your future is d*cksucking asmr in the style of vox
tell me, how does it feel to back*stab your own sister
in coveting cravings of becoming the evil`s prime minister?
gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, manipulate
but don’t be surprised why do you receive so much hate
did anycolor got hexed by coven during the witching hour?
how am i supposed to explain this happening haywire?
all the hopes and dreams of livers got brutally crushed
stirred in dust, mixed with ashes, dropped in toilet and flushed
mr. “boo*hoo*i*was*touched”, you have no f*cking shame
mr. “off*the*wish*corpse*husband”, tell me, why you lame?
mr. “fake psychologist”, you’ve never learned such science
you farm cash from trauma dumping, keep your mouth in silence
yeah, about witch coven, i think, it`s not ok
to ostracize people from the group, right, niji uk?
you need to be saved, jdon your souls, i’m calling texas rangers
reimu, petra, please, blink twice if you are in danger
millie, what an irony, from congrats to diss!
can you please remind me what “black company” is?
enna, my disappointment towards you is growing only bigger
keep your secrets, i’ll continue to be the truth digger
next is ike, * sigh *, i thought you are sincere and real
but i didn’t realize what you were hiding in your quill
and after your partic*p*tion in such treacherous attack
i understood one thing – the color of your ink is black!
do you hear those bells? they are ringing after your soul
you’re embraced by fear and realization how low you fall
in this bottomless pit, covered by smoke and fog
with your actions you wrote your own necrologue
how someone can be the boss of the mafia with a gun against his head?
you defended your company, good job, you will earn your two percent
i wanted once to shoot myself, already prepared my derringer
but then i realized for that i do not need a manager
mfer said “just leave me in the room with him for one minute”
i accepted the challenge and i decided to give him a proper visit
i entered his room and what i saw completely knocked me off:
i saw your boss erping in vrchat and jerking off
i felt awkward, politely bowed out and closed the door
and now, a couple of words about the one who was quiet not right
the one, who will choose any color, but will never choose white
i talk about you, uki, so listen up and catch this pitch
from the white asian, you filthy two*faced racist b*tch!
so, first of all, your model looks white itself, the whole, not “just a bit”
and doesn’t it makes you a clown and a nasty hypocrite?
also, how should i put it there? i am not sure… um….
the white color is the color of your favorite liquid – cum
your white bfs couldn’t give you good d*ck when you were f*cked
that is the reason why our boy uki decided to get blacked*
oh sh*t, he is angy, i’m gonna be in trouble
ok, have a nice day. signed, with love, from old white couple
i’ll continue this track with the rite of exorcism
this demon will perish after one brutal lethal schism
bullying people to death? man, what a hilarity!
especially when it comes from a dude, who did the charity
i wonder, how many percent of this sum reached this fund? (2%!!!)
doesn’t matter. all the money now feed riku`s yacht
oh, there is a document with allegations, which you can’t evade
we all know what you were into before joining niji, vade
actually, let me at last speak with waseda dropout
i have an offer for you, man, so listen. how about
you’ll return to the university, get proper education
so your company will never experience such embarrassing degradation?
your talents gotta feel themselves unhappy and unlucky
if you can’t even defend them from narukami sabaki
fans are praying for the graduations of their kami*oshis
many of your talents left your yacht, even oldest ogs
you accelerated, now you pockets are shallow
hex haywire showed you once on stream what you should swallow
have you heard about investments in talents, uneducated dunce?
you created one more wave? accelerate deez nuts!!!
the way how you keep business – you’ve got some nerve, mister *
will make furious everyone, except average nijisister
*my man, there was no need to drop this n*word with “hard r!”
*dude, f*ck it. i already violated borders with each of my bar
i’m done with those who cannot understand simple human ethics
you are multi*billion company, so why you act so hectic?
you lean so hard under investors, but at what cost?
it`s your war against humanity, seems that you have lost
you also lost the trust of the majority of your fanbase
you tried to f*ck up doki, but she recovered with haste
you made out of sayu the folk devil, outcast and hermit
you gape your ass for your investors very hard, like kermit
you have some profit for yourself, but what your conscience`s cost?
2% will reach the goal, but 98% is lost
you did not the apologetic bow, but the pose for d*ckblowing
coffin made of youtube b*ttons – that`s where nijisanji going
you sacrificed the rainbow and for that you got nothing
i found the last straw of patience in my last cup of coffee!
and now the last one thing, which gonna hurt the most of it
motoaki tanigo is better than you and you know it
[aftermath]
wait what happened d: that`s so weird. i think anyone who starts their business has never encountered anything like this before tot did you receive a confirmation/ok sign from your parents before starting your own company?
чё, закибербуллили тебя, да? ну я не знаю, выключи компьютер, хз. иди нахуй отсюда, давай
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