a rap song - ark lyrics
this is a rap song
about how i burnt my p*n*s
i put it… in the hole of a bong
it didn’t feel too great (didn’t m*st*rbate)
the best thing to happen to me on the subway
this guy reading a book
“idiots guide to understanding hip*hop”
hip*hop is g*y (m*st*rbate)
(p*n*s) post*uhp*duh*6th, 2012
“what are you doing?” said a girl
she sat down next to him
he didn’t look up from his book readin’
she learn*uh*leaned closer
“that’s bot how that’s meant to be spelt” (nope)
he looked up at her for a moment and smiled and yelled:
“you hit my toe (ouch)
that f*cking hurt
you’re a c*nt
cuz i got juice for all my homies” (yummy)
he slapped her in the face and then i laughed
i lol’d hard (lol)
and i ran*rolled on the ground
i sh*t myself (whoops)
mom, pick me up from school
sh*i*i’m still at school (uh oh)
um
and then i grabbed meat
out of the fridge
i put it in the oven
i kinda over… cooked it (yuck)
taste like rubber
rubber? more like doin’ your mom (oh)
with that rubber
that kind of rhymes
not really though
i don’t know what i’m doing
you know what?
i’m gonna take a drink
*long sip* ugh
yeah
you might also like
Random Song Lyrics :
- catch me - corey lingo lyrics
- kick - wembley 1991 - inxs lyrics
- merked again - newham generals lyrics
- let's be lovers tonight - rea garvey lyrics
- i finally got a patreon - round trip lyrics
- partylöwe - kassierer lyrics
- work - ignite lyrics
- give it to me baby (12" version) - rick james lyrics
- in the air - erik sanders lyrics
- got this thing on the move - 2002 digital remaster - grand funk railroad lyrics