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technology (skit) - anon lyrics

gin: man i don’t get that
ed: get what?
gin: that texting sh-t
ed: and what’s wrong with texting?
gin: you mean aside from the fact that it’s the stupidest f-cking thing in the world? i mean, why would anyone in their right mind spend fifteen minutes tryna type some sh-t they could have called and said in five seconds? plus, it involves with your thumbs, which i just don’t approve of. sh-t, i don’t know about you, but i don’t have time to read nothing that a motherf-cker typed with his thumbs. fun fact: nothing typed by someone’s thumbs has ever been important. it’s all just n-gga technology anyway
ed: what’d you call it?!
gin: n-gga…technology…technology for n-ggas! and don’t start tripping and sh-t and calling me a racist ‘cause i don’t mean n-gga in a disrespectful way. i-i mean it as a general term for ignorant motherf-cker. anybody of any race can be an ignorant motherf-cker
ed: sh-t, i be texting my -ss off. sh-t, b-tches like texting. i be texting ‘em all the time. matter of fact, i also be texting my weed man too, ‘cause you know he don’t like to be on the phone, so i text him
gin: case. and. point. so basically, n-gga technology is anything that doesn’t plug into a printer. does that plug into a printer?
ed: no
gin: know why? ‘cause n-ggas never have anything to print
ed: three guards ain’t too bad
gin: don’t forget your earplugs this time, ed. let’s go
ed: hold up, my n-gga, hold up
gin: go time, n-gga, let’s go
ed: i sent that b-tch a smiley face. b-tches love smiley faces. ok, let’s roll

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