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mario vs luigi - animation rewind lyrics

[mario]
i am player 1, and you are player 2
luigi wants to fight, but his pants are full of poo!
screaming like a girl, you are always scared
i’ll shave your mustache off, and use it as a beard

[luigi]
h*llo mario, my name is luigi
we are twins, but you are uneasy
first is the worst, and second is the best
peach loves me, not you (yeah) this is no contest!

[mario]
you’re my little brother, don’t think you are bigger
i collect all the coins, you’re just a gold digger
i k!ll all the koopas, you barely vacuumed a ghost!
quit now before i turn you into my breakfast toast!

[luigi]
all toasters toast toast, none toast green plumbers!
try to outjump me and you’ll end up saying “oh bummers”
i’m faster, stronger, and rationally afraid
you risk your life for peach but you never get laid!

[mario]
you bring up peach, well watch me bring up daisy!
our relationship is rocky, yours is kind of hazy
we have ups and downs, but only yours is demise
the ghost you’ll never catch is the fact that daisy never replies!
[luigi]
daisy ignores me?! uh, she’s busy, she actually does her job
peach is too busy, hanging out with bowser, that sn0b!
peach doesn’t get kidnapped, she willfully cheats!
you think you’ll beat bowser, those are your only defeats!

[mario]
peach doesn’t cheat on me, she is truly loyal
your girlfriend is fake, daisy isn’t even royal
there is only one mushroom kingdom and peach has the crown
luigi lives in my shadow and his life is a letdown

[luigi]
peach might be a princess, but who’s the air to her throne?
can you explain why bowser jr, calls her mommy at home?
bowser might be your enemy but he’s really your step*dad
you might be player 1, but you play alone, and that’s sad!

peach: mario! luigi! what are you doing!?
you’re brothers stop it!
i’ll make you some breakfast!

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