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dipper vs dib - animation rewind lyrics

[dipper]
let’s start this show with a fact you don’t know
my name is dipper. but your mom is a stripper!
it’s why she left you and your sister, and even your dad
you’re gonna die a virgin when i’m a true chad!
you ain’t gonna win when i rap with a spin
today’s your last day, i’m not here to play!

[dib]
low blow goin after my mother
i never got to meet her, so get ready to smother
see, i hope she’s not dead, i hope she’s still here
if she’s really gone, say goodbye to your career!
on what grounds could you say you’re a chad?
you couldn’t land wendy, man that’s sad

[dipper]
if you’re gonna bring up wendy, i’ma bring up zim!
i defeated gods, you can’t even catch this scrim
you don’t deserve a last name like membrane
actually, with all your fails, we should call you a lame brain!
you wouldn’t even last a second against bill cipher
he would turn you into stone without a decipher!

[dib]
you have no room goin’ after my name!
dipper pines, dipper swines, dipper whines
it’s all the same! (uh) my issue with zim is not your concern
at least i work alone
you rely on your sister, what a joke what a burn! (yeah)
you deserve no credit for slaying the meat dorito
that was the work of your uncle
so go ahead and choke, on a burrito!
[dipper]
you want me to choke, but you can’t handle the smoke
look, you wouldn’t last a day in gravity falls
you don’t have guts, you don’t have b*lls!
solving mysteries was my mission every day
you can barely catch an alien who wasn’t even grey
if catching zim was my job, he’d be locked in a kn*b

[dib]
you wanna catch zim? i’d like to go see you try
you can barely catch a pig, stop acting so fly
time baby, rhyme baby, i got one thing left to say:
it’s time for you to go leave, but your sister could stay!
scratch that. i’m already taken!
i’m dating your dream girl, so i hope you’re shaken
(mmm, let’s go)

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