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childhood ruined - animation domination high-def (adhd) lyrics

[opening]
childhood is precious
but if we knew the whole truth then, it would make our memories dark
so here’s your childhood, ruined

[verse 1]
the little mermaid movie poster featured d-cks, not a lie
and the original story of the mermaid ended
when the little mermaid died
the land before time was awesome
ducky’s voice was a little girl’s “quack”
her real dad murdered her in cold blood
that’s why ducky’s voice did not come back

[chorus]
childhood ruined, childhood ruined
the truth is out there and the truth is wow
childhood ruined, childhood ruined
if it wasn’t ruined before, it’s ruined now

[verse 2]
how about writers?
the author of peter pan kept a book up on the shelf
he forged a will to get custody of kids
then peter k!lled himself
the guy who wrote james and the giant peach
really hated the jews
and lewis carroll of wonderland was a pedophile, too
the writer of the giving tree was a poetry machine
his childrens’ poems were so p-rnographic
they were first published in playboy magazine

[chorus]
childhood ruined, childhood ruined
sorry to sacrifice your sacred cow
childhood ruined, childhood ruined
if it wasn’t ruined before, it’s ruined now

[verse 3]
e.t. wasn’t always a puppet
he was played by a kid born with no legs
during milo and otis, tons of dogs died
but sometimes, you gotta break a couple eggs

[chorus]
childhood ruined, childhood ruined
no more barks, no more meows
childhood ruined, childhood ruined
if it wasn’t ruined before, it’s ruined now

[outro]
so when it comes down to the truth
sometimes you must just surrender
the princ-p-l from ferris bueller
is a registered s-x offender
more child stars overdose than time in this song will allow
and so i have to ask you…
is your childhood ruined now?

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