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bring me the head of angry johnny - angry johnny and the killbillies lyrics

scratch called mr sleaze one day so listen careful what i say
“the dogs are hungry they ain’t been fed
so bring me angry johnnys head”
sleaze said “boss i need some time
to carry out this k!lling crime”
scratch told sleazy he’s got one day
“so you had better find a way”

sleaze was one of scratch’s lackeys
smoked cheap cigars and dressed real tacky
he and his sweetheart drove ’round town
in a ’69 caddy with the top pulled down
elvis was his lovers name and double crossing was their game
sleazе called big pig right away
said “big pig it’s your lucky day”
big pig was a dirty slob
sleaze knеw that he could do the job
said “you wanna make some easy money?
bring me the head of angry johnny!”
big pig said “it’s as good as done
i’ll call my partner dirty dawn”
then spittin out a wad of chew, he said
“sleaze we’ll bring that head to you”
sleaze called animal and jim joe next
said “sure he’s a friend but face the facts
opportunites knocking so lets be frank
his head is money in the bank”
then animal and jim joe saw the light said
“ok mr sleaze we’ll do it tonight
just be ready with our pay
we never liked him anyways”
now even though scratch was the boss
sleaze was working on a double cross
with his darling elvis by his side
he was taking everyone for a ride
but scratch knew he played dirty pool, ain’t no fool
he put his best man on the case
to make sure sleaze stayed in his place

the stage was set
the die was cast
today would be poor angry’s last
the first attempt to get him missed
angry got scared and sleaze got p*ssed
angry went to see the rat
sully the weasel to get some facts
sully told angry all was well, the dogs keep barking down in h*ll
then animal and jim joe took a shot
gave johnny a beer that made his insides rot
he staggered around then he fell
the angry one did not look well
a machete finished up the chore and
angry johnny was no more
off they went with angry’s head
off to sleaze to get their bread
then big pig ran them off the road
he said “we’ll relieve you of that load
we’ll take that head and we’ll be gone
don’t mess with me and dirty dawn”
“big pig, you suck!” jim joe said
as he handed over angry’s head

“boohoo jim joe” big pig sneered
as he slammed his pickup into gear
dirty dawn and big pig thought they were all set
they had the head but before they could get
to sleaze’s place to get their money
scratch’s man took the head of angry johnny
shot em both between the eyes
and jim joe and animal he did likewise
an he cut sleaze an extra mouth
and he and elvis, well he headed south
now everyone’s dead
scratch got the head
dogs are happy ’cause they been fed
and sully the weasel ain’t no more
took a ride in a compactor
down at the grocery store
and elvis got a brand new man
i read it in the headlines down at the newstand
that’s the story, sad but true
i bet you’re glad it was not you

- angry johnny and the killbillies lyrics

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