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too much sauce on my pizza - andrew swanson films lyrics

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[intro]
a lovely cheese pizza just for me
yeah, uh, haha

[verse 1]
all i wanted was a cheese pizza just for me
went to papa john’s it was about 6:30
i asked for a cheese pizza with extra cheese
he handed me the pizza and suddenly
a face of disappointment fell upon me
because (ew) what he handed me was too saucy, it was too saucy

cause like, why the heavens do they make pizza with too much sauce, yeah
if i was the boss
i would cheese it up because i know for a fact, yeah
too much sauce is just wack
because everybody loves cheese
with too much sauce is disgusting

they tell me i should ask for light sauce next time
but now i’m gonna diss him on the next line

kid, you’re point’s invalid
you’re screaming and yelling like you’re dj khaled
you’re writing a whole story yeah this is your ballad
you can’t make pizza right i guess i’ll just get a salad

uh, stupid
i ain’t no chef but i know pizza shouldn’t be saucy
i might be mean and i don’t mean to be bossy
but like, cook the pizza right

i mean it’s pizza…
the kinda food that just completes ya
i thought i’d come and i would eat up

so next time, light sauce for me please
that’s the only way i’ll be pleased
i don’t want a lot of sauce i just wanna eat cheese
gimme more pizza till i get diabetes

[chorus]
so don’t put too much sauce on my pizza
so don’t put too much sauce on my pizza
so don’t put too much sauce on my pizza
so don’t put too much sauce on my pizza
cook my pizza right
cook my pizza right, cook my pizza right
cook my pizza right
cook my pizza right
whoever puts too much sauce on their pizza, shall die!

- andrew swanson films lyrics

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