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ftj (fuck trader joe's) - aly and eli lyrics

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[intro]

ahahaha

i was walking down aisle 4 looking for a chocolate cookie to munch on, only to find the atrocity known as joe joes. what the f*ck is a joe joe

[verse 1]

f*ck trader joe’s for real
they cannot cut me a deal
i got a banana
they told me $25 just for the peel

f*ck trader joe’s on god
i want me some pasta
i ended up leaving with gmo
free, range kale salsa

[chorus]
f*ck trader joe’s
f*ck trader joe’s
f*ck trader joe’s
f*ck trader joe’s!

f*ck trader joe’s
f*ck trader joe’s
f*ck trader joe’s
f*ck trader joe’s!

what the f*ck is a joe’s o’s
f*cking cheerios, what the f*ck!

[verse 2]
my bank account cannot afford
their cheese f*cking boards
that bree, i just want more
and provolone i’ll eat for sure

their workers are so nice i ain’t joking
it really just feels like they’re boasting
i just shop for the conversations
because of my lack of human relations

[chorus]
f*ck trader joe’s
f*ck trader joe’s
f*ck trader joe’s
f*ck trader joe’s!

f*ck trader joe’s
f*ck trader joe’s
f*ck trader joe’s
f*ck trader joe’s!

[outro]
f*cking joe joe’s
candy cane joe joe’s?
take my money!!!

- aly and eli lyrics

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