chicken & waffles - aloofyr lyrics
[# first speaker//$ second speaker]
[verse]
[#](what is wrong with you?)
ketchup and eggs?
now, that i can handle
but what you’re suggesting
is frankly a scandal
an abomination
of the lord’s creation
most foul combination
since the earth’s foundation
[verse]
yeah, that’s the last straw
this friendship is over
what kinda psychopath likes that?
and moreover
the very thought of it
makes me wanna gag
you can take that slop
and throw it in a trashbag
[chorus]
chicken and waffles
where do i begin?
a combo so awful
it must be a sin
what twisted s*d*stic kid
came up with that
now look at what you did
i’m getting real mad
and now i think it’s time to close the case
on this sick and disgusting waste of sp*ce
name a worse combination, i’ll wait
[$](wait!)
[verse]
what you gonna do?
set up a ban?
on this delicious and nutritious
food throughout the land?
[#]that’s a great idea!
i’ll call the fda
[$]maybe with this verse
you can see things my way
[verse]
it’s a tasty blend
of land and sky
a southern cuisine
how can you deny?
to each their own
whatever makes you happy
leave me alone
why you always wanna judge me
[chorus]
chicken and waffles
where do i start?
it’s a beautiful tradition
that’s close to my heart
[#]you twisted, s*d*stic kid
i’m sick of it
[$]i think you’re just jealous ‘cause
you’re missing it
[#]why can’t we just agree
to disagree
[$]wait, i can do that
[#]really?
[$]sure
[#]nice chat
well, how ‘bout that?
strong opinions
why such strong opinions
(man, you guys are weirdos
chicken and waffles? really?
alright)
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