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monster in my pocket - alla xul elu lyrics

[verse 1: billy obey]
my xul buddies got six different phrases
my favorite is i’m gonna skin more faces
sh*t, it’s outrageous, i know
but it only cost my soul plus hе’s motion*activatable
packed with razors, cuddly as f*ck
love cuts deep, gеt stuck, snuffed, and stuffed
squeeze his palm and he farts, he taught me martial arts so you can go and get f*cked
so plushy, so squishy, never argues with or goes against me
never has weed but always got cigarillos
charles lee ray mixed with a squishmallow
b*tch h*llo! it’s me and my best friend
and honestly i have a confession, he commands me to k!ll, meet and greet with the reaper
people always die ’cause i don’t like ’em either

[chorus: lee carver]
i’ve come prepared, i’ve come back to fangoria
stuff it in an envelope and now they’re sendin’ more of the
monsters, monster, monsters, monsters, monster in my pocket (pocket)
my god it’s evil in the palm of my hand
and now my every wish, another fatal command
for the monsters, monster, monsters, monsters, monster in my pocket (pocket)
[verse 2: lee carver]
i sent the money with the ad that was inside
i knew my life in chains ’cause the day that it arrived
thunder clapped and the sky darkened
i ripped it from the mailbox and ran into the apartment, sat on the carpet
follow these instructions. it needs a day to incubate inhuman blood just to function
so i bludgeoned a bum, put the contents of his head into the kit
woke up the next morning and nearly sh*t, there he stood
twelve feet tall, tentacles for t**th, h*rns protruding from its skull
it sounds like a whale when it’s trying to talk
so come on, little buddy, let’s go for a walk
people started to gawk, the cops shouted for nothing
it sucks onto my skull and all you heard was the crunching
it escaped to the sewers, they threw me in handcuffs
the monster vs. society, they don’t understand us

[verse 3: joe black]
new kicks, it’s my birthday, just got a new bike
parents drunk, snuck out, ’bout to ride through the night (alright)
fully unaware of my impending doom
having the time of my life under the light of the moon
then boom! something f*ckin’ knocked me off my bike
it was some bl**dy, naked bum (got a light?)
i would have kicked him in his nuts and tried to blind him
but a monster just rose up behind him
some type of troll, swole, nine feet tall
it ate him whole, one bite, feet and all
instead of k!lling me it started to shrink
it crawled into my pocket and fell asleep
that was way back in one nine seven six
and we been huntin’ scumbags like ever since
they beg forgiveness, i beg their pardon
can always use a piece of sh*t to fertilize the garden
[chorus: lee carver]
i’ve come prepared, i’ve come back to fangoria
stuff it in an envelope and now they’re sendin’ more of the
monsters, monster, monsters, monsters, monster in my pocket (pocket)
my god it’s evil in the palm of my hand
and now my every wish, another fatal command
for the monsters, monster, monsters, monsters, monster in my pocket (pocket)

- alla xul elu lyrics

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