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today is a good day - alfiewebb420 lyrics

(intro)
f*ck whatever everyone else says
you have good and bad days
but remember today is a good day
it is a super good day
so don’t waste it

(verse 1)
today is a good day to wake up at 5 in the afternoon
today is a good day to blow up balloons
today is a good day to rage at splatoon
today is a good day to roll up into a cocoon (and cry)
today is a good day to read the whole of dune
today is a good day to eat a spoon
today is a good day to howl at the moon

(chorus)
today is a good day
i am 100% not insane
don’t take me back
please don’t take me back

(verse 2)
today is a good day to go on a k!lling spree (what?)
today is a good day to watch rush hour 3 (what was the last line?, good movie choice)
today is a good day to become an adoptee (that’s nice)
and hang myself on a tree (wait a second)
today is a good day to buy a machete (why?)
today is a good day to listen to wannabe
today is a good day to get hepatitis b
(pre*chorus)
if you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends
they’re insects but we can make it last forever
i make lives end

(chorus)
today is a good day
i am 100% not insane
don’t take me back
please don’t take me back

(verse 3)
today is a good day to watch paul blart: mall cop
and burn down a barbershop
and then the windowshop until i’m forced to stop (i think we should stop this recording)
today is a good day to watch carrot top
and get a handjob from a homeless woman outside tesco express (that’s tragic)
today is a good day to cry
and cry (where did the rhyme scheme go?)
and cry

(chorus 2)
today is a perfectly fine day
it’s not like i’m clinically insane
go back to the asylum tied up in chains like bane
on the con airplane h**rding grams of cocaine
(spoken interlude)
what was that?
it was lyrical magic
no it wasn’t, it was f*cking insane
i am insane
you’re not even real, you’re me
i’m you?
you’re me, i wouldn’t lie to you
you wouldn’t lie to you?
i wouldn’t lie to me let alone you
i am you
you’re me
no, you’re me
of course i f*cking am, you’re me
oh sh*t

(chorus 2)
today is a perfectly fine day
it’s not like i’m clinically insane
go back to the asylum tied up in chains like bane
on the con airplane h**rding grams of cocaine

(verse 4)
no days are ever good
everyday is full of darkness and suffering
sh*t happens for a reason: the world hates you and you might as well k!ll yourself
do it now
(bang)

- alfiewebb420 lyrics

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