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i wanna be the wolf of wall street - alfiewebb420 lyrics

intro
jordan belfort, born on july 9 1962 in the bronx
a motivational speaker, author and businessman
graduated from american university with a degree in biology
also known as the motherf*ckin’ wolf of wall street

chorus
i wanna be the wolf of wall street
i wanna have the stock market at my feet
i wanna be the wolf of wall street
i wanna have the stock market at my feet
i wanna write a memoir
and dicaprio to play me

verse 1
i wanna throw dwarves at targets
i wanna snort cocaine out of women’s assh0l*s
and own a big boat
i wanna put a suit on a monkey
and that’s just a couple of things that happened in the movie

bridge
i wanna be the motherf*ckin’ wolf of wall street
i wanna snort piles of coke on my big motherf*ckin’ boat
f*cking prostitutes every day and doing a f*ck*tonne of cocaine
chorus
i wanna be the wolf of wall street
i wanna have the stock market at my feet
i wanna be the wolf of wall street
i wanna have the stock market at my feet
i wanna write a memoir
and dicaprio to play me

verse 2
i wanna dangle a motherf*cker of a balcony
and f*ck margot robbie
own a big f*ckin’ boat and snort coke off her f*cking tits
i wanna own a f*ckin’ tiger (internal monologue: or was it a lion?)
i wanna sell stocks and get f*cking rich
some more things that happened in the f*cking movie

bridge
i wanna be the motherf*ckin’ wolf of wall street
i wanna snort piles of coke on my big motherf*ckin’ boat
f*cking prostitutes every day and doing a f*ck*tonne of cocaine

verse 3
i wanna m*st*rbate 2 times a day, thanks mcconaughey
i wanna eat a f*cking goldfish, (internal monologue: wait that was jonah)
i wanna marry my cousin (internal monologue: that was jonah as well)
i wanna wear a 2000 dollar suit and snort a f*ckload of f*cking cocaine
i wanna f*ck margot robbie on a bed with piles of motherf*cking money on it
and clingfilm f*cking money to a f*cking swiss stripper and also joanna lumley (internal monologue: i don’t think that happened in the movie but f*ck it)
this all happened in the f*cking movie
bridge 2
i wanna help people, f*ck that i wanna be the motherf*ckin’ wolf of wall street
i wanna be the motherf*ckin’ wolf of wall street
everybody repeat after me: i wanna be the motherf*ckin’ wolf of wall street
everybody say: f*ck you jonah
f*ck you jonah
f*ck you jonah
f*ck you and your r*t*rded kid jonah

verse 4
i wanna call pilots the n*word while being high on f*cking cocaine
i wanna flop around on the floor like a r*t*rded kid with a tantrum
i wanna make out with jonah hill (internal monologue: that definitely didn’t happen in the movie but i wish it f*cking did)

outro
i wanna be the motherf*ckin’ wolf of wall street
i wanna be the motherf*ckin’ wolf of wall street
i wanna be the motherf*ckin’ wolf of wall street
i wanna be the motherf*ckin’ coke*snorting stockbroking money laundering crypto*loving wire wearing seafood selling motherf*ckin’ wolf of wall street
jordan belfort, you’re a f*cking legend
dicaprio, you are too, you deserved the golden globe award
one last thing i have to say is
i don’t wanna be the motherf*ckin’ wolf of wall street, this whole song is a comedic take on people who really want to be you and i’m not one of them
f*cking fantastic movie, scorcese, it’s probably one of my favourite dark comedies of the last 20 years or so
great work

- alfiewebb420 lyrics

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