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friday night lasagna (today is a good day part 3) - alfiewebb420 lyrics

(intro)
have you ever noticed that lasagna tastes better on a friday?
compared to mondays and thursdays it tastes like heaven
even sat*rday lasagna tastes worse and that’s sat*rday, the best day of the week
so here’s my song about lasagna that 100% has no sinister undertones

(verse 1)
first you make the bolognese sauce
you don’t have to use force
brown the meat in a pan on high heat
if you want to tie the victim to as seat
remove the mеat and add herbs
if you want to kick them down to the curb
and watch thе cars go by
don’t forget to add rosemary

(chorus)
there’s nothing better than friday night lasagna
except for murder of course
this song is not about murder
it’s about lasagna
friday night lasagna

(verse 2)
now you make the bechamel sauce
now you can use a lot of force
melt b*tter on high heat
you can now hear your victim’s screams
and also in your dreams
and your nightmares
and everywhere
pour in milk and whisk continuously
stab furiously and strenuously
add seasonings for authenticity
(chorus)
there’s nothing better than friday night lasagna
except for murder of course
this song is not about murder
it’s about lasagna
friday night lasagna

(verse 3)
now you are ready to assemble
this step might make you tremble
get a casserole dish
add some sauce and pasta sheets
there are a lot of ways to dispose of a body, so i’m gonna give you the deets
don’t bury the body, dogs will smell it
don’t throw it in the water, it will be found
don’t cut the body up, it takes too long
what i do is send the body to some african country for them to figure out what to do with it
so next you bake the lasagna for 30 minutes and it’s pretty much done
i might have left some stuff out but you get the jist

(outro)
every good trilogy ends with a lasagna recipe
what do you think frodo and gandalf were doing in return of the king?
the godfather? lasagna recipe
star wars? lasagna recipe
friday night lasagna

- alfiewebb420 lyrics

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