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busta rhymes (today is a good day part 2) - alfiewebb420 lyrics

(intro)
so i have to talk about something
busta rhymes used kung fu on michael myers in halloween: resurrection
like, what the f*ck???
busta rhymes used kung fu on michael myers?
it’s easily the best moment in the whole movie but come on
kung fu? busta rhymes?
it’s sh*t like this that make me love movies

(verse 1)
i have to talk about busta rhymes
i have to talk about busta rhymes
i have to talk about busta rhymes
and not about crimes
i stopped committing suicide because of busta rhymes
i decapitated my ex*wife with some wind chimes
oh sh*t, that’s a crime
here is my next line
in the trailer, chugging red wine and moonshine
arms out like a plus sign
with my new abusive girlfriend, caroline
i have got no money, minus dollar sign

(chorus)
pull up on you like busta rhymes
pull up on you with some wind chimes
i’m borderline crazy
so wake up and smell the daisies
(verse 2)
have you ever seen the voices?
the one with ryan reynolds and the talking cat?
i did last night, it really resonated with me
i just vomited on my busta rhymes bath mat
so no chitchat
or i’ll have you bleeding on your back like a tomcat
yo, i got the bootleg star wars dvd with busta rhymes
my girlfriend beats me with a robust*a cane
yeah, it is domestic abuse
i didn’t mind that she died because she hated the jews

(chorus)
pull up on you like busta rhymes
pull up on you with some wind chimes
i’m borderline crazy
so wake up and smell the daisies

(verse 3)
this asylum was my home
now i roam the world and throw my dog a bone
look at how much i’ve grown
now i sit on a throne
i don’t but if i did, it would have to be in lichfield
eating lasagne like my name is garfield
yeah, i live a happy life
even though i still dream about k!lling my ex*wife
i can still remember her bl**dy corpse on my windshield
did i k!ll again? that sh*t is yet to be revealed
(pre*chorus)
sometimes i think back to 2002
busta rhymes using kung fu
on michael f*cking myers of all people
he’s not really a person, he’s f*cking immortal

(chorus)
pull up on you like busta rhymes
pull up on you with some wind chimes
i’m borderline crazy
so wake up and smell the daisies

(verse 4)
i still watch rush hour 3
it wasn’t as good as i remembered it to be
the second one was better
my ex*wife was a bed wetter
i knitted her a sweater
and left a huge sh*t on her corpse
in my dreams of course
kept her fingers in my chester drawers
my father ran over children in the sixties
i guess k!lling runs in the family
so i’ll see you later
in my dreams or i the trunk of my car
(outro)
f*ck yeah
who wants some speed?
speed 2?
nah, f*ck speed 2
where did speed go?
jim, you son of a b*tch

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