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diss track on a 'fan' - alfie casson lyrics

[intro]
first things first
notice how your names not even in the title?
would have got no views otherwise
oh, and let me get this straight
everything in this song is straight*up facts

[verse]
mate, you have a go at me, what was your plan?
put my name in the title to get more fans?
bro, that’s lame
coming at a friend to get more fame
is it because you’ve never had a girl?
maybe it’s because all your contents the same?
been 17 years and never pulled!
not surprised bro, you’re just a fool
i remember last year you sat in my class
never talked before, never even glanced
you were always trash at psychology
the dumb one in the class but would never leave
boy our teacher even found you annoying
what can i say this guy’s so boring
got me snoring, this is so exhausting
rapping about a guy who got no subs!
gaping!
big hole in your heart
i’ve heard some news that’ll make you startled
remember back in acting class?
theatre monkey’s, you remember that part?
yeah, when you acted with my girlfriend
well, i’ve heard some talk…
apparently you had a massive crush on her
and you call me the frog?
now let’s move onto your channel
full of trashy gameplay and a trashy banner
all you play is cs:go
a bit nerdy, no?
oh wait i forgot
the other half of your content is based on your feature on friday download
n0body cares about a kids tv show
let’s go back to the girl thing
maybe i was wrong
apparently you had 3 girls and that, all along
but sidetrack, two only lasted a day and the other left after a month
is it ‘cus you’re g*y?

come at me boy, say what you want
all i want is to want to never need to want to diss you again after you’re put in the grave
never gunna happen, never gonna see the day
when you won’t get hated for being a snake bro
you’re gunna need to pay for the damage you’ve made
i think you’re slayed
i think i made your day, you gained subs today!
talk about a cry baby, that’s what you are
i heard you weaped your mum in the car
when your friends called you pregnant
at school, one year, did it get you far?
and acting all hard saying your diss is the best but really it’s far, far less
gabe, you say your bars are fire
are you talking about your aunt’s lingerie career?
i heard you were always picked second
trained all your life to get on the team but you didn’t
you never made it though, you just sat on the bench and watched your team
that sounds similar to your acting dream
try to get a good part, but you’re still a drag queen!
i’m sorry bro, this beats your diss
i’m out, see you later kid…

- alfie casson lyrics

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