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luigi's lamet 3 - alex walker smith lyrics

[intro]

been living here in bowser’s warship
and i must confess
ever since i took control in here
*sigh* everything’s a mess

i miss the days of k!lling goombas
with my massive legs
i miss*a yoshi with his s*xy voice
i even miss his eggs

and i miss the way it was
when bowser was the boss
i can’t rule over this mushroom land
no one’s having any fun
something must be done
i must relinquish my command

[refrain]

we gotta bring bowser back, bring bowser back
we gotta bring bowser back to the mushroom land
we gotta bring bowser back, bring bowser back
we gotta bring bowser back to the mushroom kingdom
what havе we done, how did things go oh so wrong?
[verse 1]
peach is a warrior queen of an amazon tribе
she’s eating turtles in their sh*lls, the species barely survived
so i told her that she’s needed on the throne
she said, “luigi, i’ll go home, as long as i can keep the murder dome.”

mario is a buddhist monk pacifist
in a cult, he’s been set free, running a goomba sanctuary
so i showed him some goomba n*z* plans
he said, “mamma mia, they must be stopped,” but it was just a bunch of pictures that i photoshopped

[refrain]

we gotta bring bowser back, bring bowser back
we gotta bring bowser back to the mushroom kingdom
what have we done, how did things go oh so wrong?

[verse 2]

toad is the leader of a cannibal mushroom gang
they’re eating the heads of mushrooms, for every course, cooking them in garlic sauce
so i said, “maybe it’s time to stop eating your friends.”
he said, “yeah, i’m not feeling right, you know, ‘cause i swapped them for shrooms two days ago.”

yoshi has started a race*betting empire
but instead of riding on his back, he rides humans around the track
so i asked him if he raced around a ship
he said no, i said, “let’s go, bowser’s gonna really love this show.”
[refrain]

we gotta bring bowser back, bring bowser back
we gotta bring bowser back to the mushroom kingdom
what have we done, how did things go oh so wrong?

[spoken]

hey hey hey, stop, hold on, hold on, he’s dead, ohhh mamma mia

[refrain]

we gotta bring bowser back, bring bowser back
we gotta bring bowser back, bring him back to life

[verse 3]

we’re gonna make him good with the heart of a pig
give him lots of mushrooms to make him big
put fireb*lls behind his eyes
we’ll do whatever it takes to bring him back to life

everything’s going to be okay
he’s gonna run the kingdom the bowser way

[instrumental break]
ohhhh yeaahhh

- alex walker smith lyrics

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