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negative rizz - alex schor lyrics

[intro: alex schor]
let me introduce myself

[verse 1: alex schor]
last name tiny as h*ll, first name d*ck (bruh)
if i ever fall in love, hit me with a brick (d*mn)
i’m the alibaba version of john wick
walked in to trump tower cuz i had to take a sh*t
she said i’m a 2 on a scale from 1 to 5 (uh)
tried spitting game but she spitted in my eye
if i’d have to rizz to save my life, i’d f*cking die
gimme my keys, man, i’m drunk enough to drive (what?)
“b*tch, i’m trump” “uh, b*tch, i’m obama”
i’m whichever political class gets around my cama (woo)
always on the rose, i ain’t talking ‘bout line up
got it off the muscle like my name was baki hanma
i look so d*mn good right now, take a photo
can’t afford the iphone, h*llo, moto
when i see latinas, i go loco
[?] mucho culito [?] poco
[verse 2: yuno miles]
i’ma rizz that girl one time and get blocked (blocked)
if i got negative rizz, then i’m on top (top)
negative 1,000 rizz, i’m tryna get out the block (block)
it don’t matter though because my rizz f*cking, uh, shot (shot)
the bed look like a piece of bread, it’s on top
i don’t even know how the f*ck blueface used the mop
my shirt just shrunk, i swear it look like a crop top
this is the sound of a peac*ck:
iowusoiaejjbdskojksbdlnjksdl, drink it
hold on, spin it on your finger, wait* wait, hold on, fidget!?
hold up, wait, hold up dqjkjlajkk, wait, wait, a cricket?
hold up, man, i can’t even figure out how to ihonbibit
hold on, let me try to get back
i’ma say the robots is coming! robots attack!
wait* wait, wait, hold up, hold up, wait the robots is back!?
aw h*ll naw! ayy, the robots is back! kajhskjhakljh

[verse 3: abdul cisse]
i* i* i might gon’ fumble this bag
like a game, i got stuck, i was frozen and lagged, heh
this f*cking hottie stopped me right in my tracks
i got the bands, got the money, now i’m chasing the bag (money)
went in this life cuz i was set to obtain
do not consent to even earn myself my very own name (woah)
last name is b*tches, my first name is no, heh
got in a f*cking [?] go put on a show, let’s go
har har har har har, like freddy fazbear (haha)
asked a baddie for her addy, asked if i can crash here
she was “nah, huh, i like to lash here”
d*mn, shawty, that’s to say you really couldn’t go there
heh, got n0body in my life to show devotion
think i’m getting bored, yeah, it’s time to grab the lotion (d*ck)
that made me messed up, girl, you let me down
king of negative rizz, now give me my crown!

- alex schor lyrics

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