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i am a surgeon - alex schor lyrics

[intro]
(ferrari)
(irarref)

[verse 1: alex schor & jacksen luna]
i got twenty bodies but i hit it like a virgin (ayy)
get up in them guts like (i am a surgeon)
i’m not yung gravy, i’m the dhgate version
drank too much in the whip, i keep swerving
the girl on the tempur*pedic logo got a fat ass
dropped my grandpa in the dumpster, yeah, i’m badass (wow)
i should be a virgin, i should have never even had ass
my high school crush graduated and became a fat*ass ([?])
came with three strokes like it’s par on a golf course (tiger woods)
seen a bad b*tch and i started barking on all fours
that girl’s way too pretty for me, man, she’s all yours
i just tp’d a mansion that had some tall doors
pull down your panty, hoes, i’m tryna see something
it was only me and her f*cking but it’s a threesome
two personalities, i hit it differently with each one
if jacking off was a sport, i’m going d1

[verse 2: jacksen luna]
i just f*cked a fat b*tch, fat b*tch (hehehe)
tried to pick her up, i was in a two*seater (vroom)
bought a gallon of coke, she drank the one liter
ran on my lips [?] seater
i be coming h*lla fast, never tardy
just slipped a pill in a cup of bacardi
900 years didn’t even tell ‘em sorry (gosh)
i be at the party when the shawty got me hardy (hyuck)
i be in the g*string, no guitars
she wearing too much makeup, she think she the star
looking like a clown (ah, oh ho, ee)
you wanna know how i got these scars?
literally in the jrotc (literally)
been dancing around for a minute, i have to go pee (for real)
some idiot broke my glasses now i can’t see
literally just met my discord kitten (minecraft), she touched my pee pee
and it felt like she hit that
and she went into the bathroom (genshin impact)
i didn’t know girls be sh*tting

- alex schor lyrics

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