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farted in the elevator - alex schor lyrics

[chorus]
man, i just farted in the elevator (let’s go)
and they like, “who farted in the elevator?”
b*tch, i just farted in the*
okay
now i’m going up like an escalator (yeah yeah)
wait, why do i smell someone’s fart on the escalator? (oh my god)
someone farted on the escalator
oh wait, it was me, see you later

[verse]
spit on my finger and then i put it in your ear (ugh)
shaved down my t**th and didn’t get veneers (ayy)
drove h*lla drunk and i hit a d*mn deer (oh my*)
tired of being naughty, i’ma hop on gear (let’s get it)
got mе saying, “what?” like a partially deaf guy
played my song, now i’m bannеd from the best buy
got hoes crazy, she hit me in my left eye
hmm (i mean), pray for the next guy
i just ate mac and cheese out my pants pocket
gave her my number and she immediately blocked it
i just put a metal fork into an electrical socket
i got bored as h*ll and decided to play bop it
kick my uncle in the b*lls, yeah i’m batman
i just ate a protein bar out of a trash can
fought a crippled man, that dude really left*hand
stripper sh*tted on me while she gave me a lap dance
[chorus]
man, i just farted in the elevator (let’s go)
and they like, “who farted in the elevator?”
b*tch, i just farted in the*
okay
now i’m going up like an escalator (yeah yeah)
wait, why do i smell someone’s fart on the escalator? (oh my god)
someone farted on the escalator
oh wait, it was me, see you later
man, i just farted in the elevator (let’s go)
and they like, “who farted in the elevator?”
b*tch, i just farted in the*
okay
now i’m going up like an escalator (yeah yeah)
wait, why do i smell someone’s fart on the escalator? (oh my god)
someone farted on the escalator
oh wait, it was me, see you later

- alex schor lyrics

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