happy little workers 24/7 mix (from: april fool's bytes) - alex beckham lyrics
[intro]
mr. grizz:
welcome to grizzco!
here at grizzco, we do the important work
of sending teenagers into warzones to
collect the eggs of a cannibalistic salmon society
still not convinced to join?
listen to testimony from our happy little workers!
[sung]
[verse one]
alex:
i almost had the last egg we needed
and then three *woomy* flyfish sp*wned and i died
uprising:
i thought i was safe on the fish stick platform
then i get bored by a maws, oh god why
kyle:
now’s your chance to get got by a big shot
alex:
here comes a steel eel, he’s coming in hot
uprising:
drizzlers and drizzling, there are no safespots
kyle:
“i got the nozzlenose”
uprising:
there is no god!
“i don’t throw bombs”
alex:
real helpful, you jerk
kyle:
“we got disconnected”
uprising:
i’m going berserk
[chorus]
alex, kyle and uprising:
this is the anthem of the happy little workers!
[break]
mr. grizz:
we here at grizzco care about health and safety!
a lot
that’s why when our employee
get decimated by a horde of salmonids
they don’t have to worry about docked pay!
(we don’t pay them.)
[verse two]
uprising:
we had just one more wave to clear
and we were feeling confident ’til we saw glowflies
alex:
we hid behind the roller and the roller ran away
and next game was more glowflies at high tide!
guys it’s not hard to stop a flipper*flopper
kyle:
please just keep inking if you’ve got the slosher
uprising:
i know there are stingers, don’t go in the water!
kyle:
“i rushed down the slammin’ lid!”
alex:
why do i bother?
uprising:
“i don’t use the bows”
kyle:
well you have to you jerk!
“our sniper left game”
alex:
i’m going berserk
[chorus]
alex, kyle and uprising:
this is the anthem of the happy little workers!
[spoken]
mr. grizz:
pleasant little fellas aren’t they? now get back to work and do your job! grizzco; we exploit teenagers and young adults, because we care
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