what’s your favourite scary movie? - alden derck & shannon sheridan lyrics
*phone rings*
[spoken intro, shannon sheridan, alden derck]
h*llo?
h*llo, who am i talking to?
i think you have the wrong number
i don’t think i do
i wanted to ask you a question
oh my god, yes!
alden, get in here!
what? no, you’re supposed to be terrified of me
shannon, what is it?
what’s happening?
there’s a guy on the phone who wants to ask us a question
yes! i’ve been waiting for this day!
no no!
you’re supposed to be scared
why are you so excited?
’cause you’re about to ask us
our favorite question in the entire world
what’s your favorite scary moviе?
gimme guts, gimme gore
opеn graves, bas*m*nt doors
shock me right to my core
i want more, i want more
gimme heads spinning round
gimme hands out the ground
creepy dolls, evil clowns
all around
we want a zombie cat that is back from the dead
want a malignant twin in the back of the head
you wanna smash that baby like immaculate?
well we’ll be right there next to you unpacking it
so keep it creepy, crawly, ooey gooey
ooky, spooky, babadooky
have to ask you, it’s our duty
what’s your favorite scary movie?
egg hatchers
body sn*tchers
you name it, we love that slasher
we’re the ones yelling “come on, catch her!”
(what’s your favorite scary movie?)
sharp weapons
possessions!
every one is a d*mn obsession
how’s a girl gonna take that question?
(what’s your favorite scary movie?)
every gory surprise
where somebody dies
do it like the menu cook it up
and could you serve it with fries?
grate the cheese on top like it’s evil dead rise
and we’ll cannibalize it like the hills have eyes
we’re not known to be all that choosy
watch ’em til we’re feelin’ woozy
eyes as wide as sheriff dewey
what’s your favorite scary movie?
it follows
sleepy hollow
freaks, give me that little black bottle
thanksgiving
gobble gobble
(what’s your favorite scary movie?)
terrifier
you’re next wire
carrie white with a prom night fire
every film with a d*mn vampire
(what’s your favorite scary movie?)
biggest fan like we’re bates in misery
rosemary with the devil delivery
can’t stop staring like there’s been a blair witchery
freddy’s in the phone, i don’t care that he’s kissing me
mmmm ready or not, who you marryin’?
sorority row, who you buryin’?
call me mommy, getting mammillary in
buh buh buh buh buh
barbarian
half*man half*wolf in the glimmering moon
half*man half*fly and he’s dripping in goo
half who knows what and we call her cuckoo
shout out to you, nosferatu
christine with the headlights beamin’
quarantine keep the scene live streaming
get me to the midnight screenin’
[spoken]
hey, clarice, have the lambs stopped screamin’?
raw
ma
all ten saws
suspiria
gimme all of that media
(what’s your favorite movie?)
every victim, every villain
every single bl**dy k!llin’
favorite one, we’ve got a million
(what’s your favorite scary movie?)
[spoken outro]
so i guess what we’re saying is, it’s a tie between all of them
h*llo?
aw, d*mn it, he hung up
*phone cl!ck*
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