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bad bad news - al calderon lyrics

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[eddie]
what is a man
when he gives up his soul
for a lick
from a chick
who completely takes control?

[malcolm, spoken]
tell the tale!

[eddie]
how does a man who can see behind his head
turn as blind as a bat with no eyes?

[malcolm]
what is a man?
when he turns on his friends?
we’ve been tossed
now we’re lost
just a platter of burnt ends

[eddie, spoken]
i feel you

[malcolm]
how do we make
our hero wide awake
so that he
can re-
alize?

[malcolm & eddie]
that girl is bad, bad news!
bad news!
nothing but tears
nothing but trouble
nothing but stress!
yeah, she is bad, bad news!
bad news!

[eddie]
bad news!

[malcolm & eddie]
our buddy brett
is gonna regret
that he ever said “yes!”
the girl may be hot
but all that he’s got
is bad, bad news

[eddie]
what do you do when your friend’s life’s at stake?

[malcolm]
man, he’s flipped

[simon]
no, he’s whipped
like the cream on a cake

[eddie]
what can we say?

[malcolm]
he won’t talk

[simon]
he won’t play

[malcolm, eddie & simon]
how could one tongue destroy a whole team?

[malcolm, eddie, simon & richie]
that girl is bad, bad news!
bad news!

[simon]
oh, she’s very bad news

[richie]
she’s like a snake!

[eddie]
she’s like a c-ckroach!

[simon]
she’s like a cow!
a skinny cow!

all
wow, she is bad, bad news!
bad news!

[malcolm]
très bad!

[all]
we’ve been abandoned
left in the sand and
who are we now?
he fell for a sl-t
with a fabulous b-tt
but she’s bad, bad news

[eddie, spoken]
perhaps there’s a way we can “dispose” of her

[malcolm, spoken]
maybe she can “meet with an accident”?

[simon]
we have got to make clear that she’s not welcome here
the most horrible way we can find

[malcolm]
we could go train a pit bull to chew on her flesh

[eddie]
i don’t think they attack their own kind

[richie]
we could torture her mother and chop up her dog

[simon]
to be honest, i don’t think she’d mind!

[eddie]
i could rip off her pocketbook. look, it’s a start

[malcolm]
drive a stake through her heart, if she just had a heart

[all]
the longer it goes, the worse it’ll get!
so somebody’s gotta tell brett!

[richie]
yeah!

[malcolm, eddie & simon]
that girl is bad, bad news!
bad news!

[richie]
she’s news of the bad persuasion!

[malcolm, eddie & simon]
she took our pal
she took our leader
and led him astray!
hey! hey!

[all]
she’s totally bad, bad news!
bad news!

[eddie, riffing]
bad news!

[malcolm, attempting to out-riff eddie]
bad news!

[all]
listen up, brett!
you’re not ruined yet!
we’ll show you the way!
throw her under the bus
and come back to us!

[malcolm]
even though she has excellent shoes…

[all]
she’s bad, bad, bad, bad
bad, bad, bad, bad
news!
bad news!

- al calderon lyrics

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