a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

discord’s smallest violin - ajrearlyreleases lyrics

[verse 1]
my mother left me at the age of three
she was actually a tree
from the irs i flee
i won’t pay my taxes, see

my dad left me for a godd*mn flea
forgot to clean up last year’s pee
i need a f*cking therapist
or just some coffee, can’t resist
[pre*chorus]
(oh my god) that’s so insane
(holy sh*t) my house is in flames
yesterday, i lost my rubber band
i kinda wish i had my rubber band
jesus christ! where is my rubber band? (rubber band, hey!)

[chorus]
be careful, i am violent
the ‘t’ in that is silent
i’m higher than the mother*f*cking moon
(f*ck you f*ck you)
i turned my sh*t to smithereens
you deserve no godd*mn sympathy
i put all of my p*ss in a balloon

[verse 2]
my mom lеft me at the age of three
and shе turned right into a tree
d*mn i got a small pp, irs chasing after me
all my friends are manscaping
they’re so good at manscaping
i’m so scared of cutting it
is that really funny b*tch

[pre*chorus]
(holy f*ck) leave me alone
(holy f*ck) that’s post malone!
next to him, i feel so d*mn alone
oh d*mn, wait, he’s really stoned
i wonder if he’s got games on his phone
[chorus]
the world’s smallest p**p ever, really needs some salt and pepper
so if i cannot buy it somewhere soon
(the f*ck, the f*ck)
my ass will be in smithereens
i’ll get inside my submarine
and get as high as the f*cking moon
(moon, moon)

[verse 3]
somewhere in the spider*verse
somewhere i have got it worse
i struggle to make the next verse
someone’s ass must really hurt

the worlds smallest peepee poo, really needs some whipped cream dude
so if i do not find it somewhere soon

my bumhole burns, i’m full of beans
i wonder what the h*ll he means
despite attempts, i’m never clean
my ass feels like it’s make believe
“the f*ck” is what i’m wondering
no matter what, i can’t achieve
i feel just like lightning mcqueen
the holy water’s what i need
this channel seems like h*ll to me
my eyes now need a bunch of bleach
oh my god, so many bees
bartender please, s*x on the beach
so let me sh*tpost in this channel dude
[outro] *spoken*
f*ck, my voice cracked

- ajrearlyreleases lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular