ode to tec - aidad cochliner lyrics
[verse 1: aidan]
f*ck tec i hate him, i wish they had never made him
i can’t wait to grab him and beat him, i wanna break him
he should go in a hole and die, never come back alive
i will be standing atop his grave with a pie, goodbye!
suck my fat toes you big dumb red tractor
i want to throw you into a huge trash compactor
wow tec the tractor’s just a little baby b*tch
looking at kim possible, like what’s the sitch
the rock tooth fairy is looking very scary
but he looks friendlier than you, you hairy barry
suck my nuts you dumb faced, smelling like p**p
i’d rather be in a f*cking chicken coop
i am the tec detector, detect my b*lls of steel
can’t beat the game i deal, the cards i reveal
i’m going to escape prison because i am cool
all kids are dumb stupid fools, watching tec as they drool
i hate prison that f*cking place
i want to die with tec the tractor in my face
i love doom not tec, i love food and s*x
you wanna dual, hold on a sec, you wanna f*ck, give me a check
check the rec, make you a wreck, tough like shrek, suck my pecs
i hate you. i love gec and beck, but you, i cannot stand, tec
whenever i see tec i think not this guy again
tec committed war crimes that couldn’t be humane
it’s not about the money it’s about the mets i hate you tec
i see you sucking down on the picnic bottle like its s*x
i’d rather drink mud then look at your fugly face
i’d rather stay in prison with my personal sp*ce
you are a big basket case, take a step back in your place
just take it back a pace, i’ll erase you with axe body spray
i k!lled your mom, i’ll k!ll chase, you little red b*tch baby oven
you are probably working with the coven, they’re your cousins
your shiny red plastic paint i will peel it
like and subscribe if you want and if you feel it
i don’t understand, cooper likes you for some reason
i think that is because it was in s*m*n (i mean season)
after this album i am done with my music
doom s*x and drugs do not make me sick
tec the tractor you are such f*cking sh*t
i want to put you in a big dirt pit (i’m sorry tec i didn’t mean it)
[refrain]
tecwyn beep beep tecwyn tecwyn y tractor bach coch
tecwyn beep beep tecwyn tecwyn y tractor bach coch
[verse 2: pepeyrosa]
do it all for tec, yeah i do it all for tec
i know aidan thinks he’s a wreck, but i do it all for tec
now in jail for rest of my life, so i expect
i need a bail or to bail, and the first seems far fetched
let the spirits guide my way, hope i’ll be gone no fights
before i set off i pray, to my only god tonight
it’s tecwyn, my best friend, he can tell me what direction and i’ll dig
an earth dissection, away from that brig
it’s a different type of life i’ve been living now, i pivoted
in prison i’ve been limited but made my living prohibited
money counting, dividends, not even at a minute in
wish tecwyn had visited, it would make my hope unlimited
i apologize for the valorant slander that was committed
but the game still always sucks, hey, at least it’s consistent
wish the prison had permitted my departure, but i persisted
pushed through their restrictions, getting ready to escape
by the end of the day, i’ll guarantee i am great
digging networks with a spoon until i’m eons away
until the seasons have changed, i’ll be in regions unnamed
regret every grain of soil i haven’t eaten on plates
i dine on earthen, from where? i’m not certain
aidan’s here and he’s a burden, he’s drinking his own urine
help me if he gives in to his perversions, i’d fly like helium
or hide like pseudostratified columnar epithelium
we’re playing minesweeper in real life, pray to tec i’m right
see the number all around my sight, flashing like a light
aidan’s digging, deepening his plight, he finds it a delight
maybe we’ll get out of here tonight, hoping tec will do me right
he’s a deity, holy tractor, he could be my knight
hold me tight through the night, me and tec together alright
we never fight, our bonds too tight, much better than a soulmate
i trust tec with all my might, he’d never hit me with a trollface
his wheels are cleaner than my toothpaste, i think it’s colgate
i think we’ve dug far enough, past the city and the tollgates
digging up out of the ground like i’m feet
me and tec holding hands, aidan’s behind us so discrete
we reach the surface and run free, sprint around and saying wee
maybe now i’ll do some hardcore drugs in hawaii
maybe rob a home or three or make fun of elon’s meat
or fight in groups on streets, make the chinese government obsolete
getting sued by meatdonk’s team, feeling a volcano’s heat
go bowling, get arrested, go to prison and repeat
this would make a good album, better than the bible
hey aidan, i thought of a title
[refrain]
tecwyn beep beep tecwyn tecwyn y tractor bach coch
tecwyn beep beep tecwyn tecwyn y tractor bach coch
[verse 3]
gwyrdd ydy′r tractor sy tipyn o j*p
glas ydy′r lori sy cario pob scr*p
pinc ydy’r mochyn sy scr*pio roch roch
ond tecwyn yw′r tractor bach coch
melyn yw′r cywion bach plyog i gyd
du ydy’r brain sy bwyta yr hyd
gwyn ydy′r clacwyn sy’n uchel eu gloch
ond tecwyn yw’r tractor bach coch
[refrain]
tecwyn beep beep tecwyn tecwyn y tractor bach coch
tecwyn beep beep tecwyn tecwyn y tractor bach coch
tecwyn beep beep tecwyn tecwyn y tractor bach coch
tecwyn beep beep tecwyn tecwyn y tractor bach coch
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