everything's mintier in america - aepuns lyrics
[chorus]
everything’s mintier in the usa
everything’s mintier in the united states
you’ll never find anything mintier anywhere
than in the united states of america
[verse 1]
let’s take a look in the gas station
to see what we can find to fill our mint craving
we got all the classics, but what is this?
for 2.99 i can buy a bag of mint potato chips
(potato chips!)
well that’s quite weird
for 2.99 that’s quite a steal
i don’t think i’ve seen potato chips minty anyway
but i guess that’s just why they say
[chorus]
everything’s mintier in the usa
everything’s mintier in the united states
you’ll never find anything mintier anywhеre
than in the united statеs of america
[verse 2]
but it’s not just food that’s minty in the us of a
as you can see
i’m about to tell you everything that’s remotely minty
just you wait
[verse 3]
our road signs and old dimes and copilots (minty!!)
our base b*lls and mason jars and skate parks (minty!!)
our burger spots and curtain rods and dirty socks (minty!!)
our mobile phones and pinkie toes and pigeon drones (minty!!)
[chorus]
everything’s mintier in the usa
everything’s mintier in the united states
you’ll never find anything mintier anywhere
than in the united states of america
[outro: aepuns, jacobestgaming, & threebuzzard803]
also, what do you think the statue of liberty is made out of?
it isn’t copper
everything is mintier in america
you know…
even our citizens might be made of mint
you should figure that out
you know what they say
everything is mintier in america
[outro 2: aepuns, kind1e]
what do you mean cannibalism is illegal?
oh, well we can change that again
well, you know what they say
everything is mintier in america
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