london underground - adam kay & suman biswas lyrics
some people might like to get a train to work, or drive in in a beamer or a merc. some guys like to travel in by bus but i can’t be bothered with the fuss today, i’m gonna take my bike, ’cause once again the tube’s on strike.
the greedy b-st-rds want extra pay for sitting on their -ss all day, even though they earn 30k, so i’m standing here in the pouring rain
where the f-ck’s my f-cking train?
london underground! london underground! they’re all lazy f-cking useless c-nts london underground! london underground! they’re all greedy c-nts, i wanna shoot them all with a rifle!
all they say is please mind the doors! and they learn that on the two day course, this job could be done by a four year old, they just leave us freezing in the cold
what you smell is what you get. burger king and p-ss and sweat you roast to death in the boiling heat, with tourists treading on your feet, and chewing gum on every seat
so don’t tell me to mind the gap! i want my f-cking money back! london underground! london underground! they’re all lazy f-cking useless c-nts! london underground! london underground! they’re all greedy c-nts, i wanna shoot them all with a rifle!
lalalala
lalalala
the floors are sticky, and the seats are damp, every platform has a f-cking tramp!
but the divers get the day off when, we’re all late for work again!
london underground! london underground!
wa wa w-nkers,
they’re all w-nkers!
london underground!
take your oyster card,
and shove it up your -ss… hole!
(lyrics by miggeh/esp)
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