counting song - adam buxton lyrics
[intro]
do you count?
i do
let’s count together!
[verse 1]
counting, counting
counting, counting
counting things you like
one, two bits of cake
one, two, three wheels upon a trike
one, two, three, four dollies
one, two, three, four, five balloons
one, two, three, four, five, six monkeys wearing pantaloons
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven fluffy little cats
one, two, three, four, five six, seven, eight old*fashioned hats
[verse 2]
counting is a lot of fun if you are under four
try again in thirty years, it’s not so fun no more
you will find out there’s a lot of boring things to count
count them, count them count them
you must have the right amount
calories and speeding points and pennies in your purse
count your blеssings too because it daily gets much worsе
[verse 3]
problems, problems, problems, problems piling upon you
they just keep on coming and there’s nothing you can do
relationships and health and s*x and god and jobs and s*x
there are far more problems than a four*year*old expects
[verse 4]
counting opportunities that got away from you
regrets and disappointments, don’t forget the failures too
counting all the so*called friends who stab you in the back
there’s so many it becomes a problem keeping track
counting all the ways the world’s a giant ball of cr*p
“war and famine all around but here’s a funny app!”
[outro]
count up all the ways that you could change it if you try
but there is too much else to do then suddenly you die!
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