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[intro: bollox]
alright guys, uh… it was a good stream, uhm…
oh, another donation, uhh…
okay, wow, two quid, great
uh, jollyrancher42 says, uh…
‘moderating for you is the brightest light in an otherwise dark life that i live’
wow… uhh… cool
talk to you guys tomorrow

[verse 1: jollyrancher42]
sun’s up, i wake up at 5:30
no worry from me, went to sleep at 10:30
seven hours of sleepin’ every day of the week
and payin’ rent isn’t cheap, so i get on my feet
take off my pj’s
check my underwear from yesterday, they’re okay
i will wear them for another day, tuesday is laundry day
trousers and shirt for work, they’re not smelling bad today, but hey
is anybody payin’ attention?
will anybody mention this divine intеrvention?
where i’m modеrating in moderation the best invention
while my occupation interrupts my prospects and intentions
but whatever you call it, my true callin’s gonna solve it
i have an alter ego, but i will let you all in on it
honestly, my day job just barely lines my wallet
but my passion through*and*through is moderatin’ for bollox
[verse 2: bollox]
booted up, locked in, bollox boy is up proper
p*ssed out on a bottle of caribbean water
seen a million like me, sent ’em all to the slaughter
tryna copy my moves like among us imposter
i’ve got a fortnite skin and a youtube placard
and a gofundme account with like 103 backers
these cheeky snoggahs stealin’ viewers out in direct broad daylight
if you catch me on the telly, tell me, what does it feel like?

[chorus: izabellatronne, bollox & jollyrancher42]
(hooo!)
https
(mother*f*ckin’ url)
://
(it’s half*past midnight)
www.twitch.tv/bollox
(yawn)

[breakdown: bollox]
alarm off, hop outta bed in a stupor
crust in my eye, doodoo jammed in my p**per
hobble over to the loo, drop a load in the bin
hear a scream next door, neighbors at it again
do they not know how instrumental my job is?
sure, it’s a hobby, but no, i’m no novice
my office, my chair, my pc, my station
address me as bollox, king of twitch nation
[verse 3: bollox]
boot up the stream with the press of a b*tton
but no viewers pour in, has me questioning something
how’sa bloke supposed to thrive when communities dwindle?
i have a theory on this, it’s actually pretty simple;
a young boy by the name of james*games is sly
same setup, same games, no alibi
so i imply he’s copying, to surmise:
james*games the streamer needs to die
my past, present and future are set
you’re gassed, distant, a loser at best
your coffin is ready with burial date
now move aside james, i’ve got history to make
i’m a minecraft veteran, let’s get that straight
f*ck around with a ghast, you’ll blast to heavens gate
there, you’ll meet james*games and his posse of losers
have fun in heaven boys, daddy’s turn to get viewers

[verse 4: jollyrancher42]
now i’m home from work and it’s time to ban people
here’s an f*word, for your attempts are “feeble”
the n*word is nothing for us with the bald eagle
but in the queen’s land, do you know that sh*t’s illegal?
i’m doing god’s work but i see viewers gettin’ fewer
bollox is the best, why is his reputation skewered?
was it due to the creeper that blew him up inside the mine?
nah, that couldn’t be it, he had a totem of undying
pubg, league, getting over it with bennett foddy
in fortnite scoring dubs with a sawed*off shotty
in chat someone says “deez nutz, hah, gottee”
he got banned for that… then he calls me
[phone call: jollyrancher42 & bollox]
hey bruv, uh… how’s the weather?
uhh, good. to what do i owe the pleasure?
couple coppers might investigate, but i didn’t do it
okay
if they ask any questions, just give ’em the link
alright!

[chorus: izabellatronne, bollox & jollyrancher42]
https
(mother*f*ckin’ url)
://
(i k!lled james*games)
www.twitch.tv/bollox
(i swear i didn’t do it)

[breakdown: jollyrancher42]
as conditions worsen, rhyme without rehearsin’
bollox is the best, but to speak in first*person
cop bursts in and i ban him irl, lol
now i can tell you he’s policin’ in h*ll
to tell a tall tale, how james*games fell was
a tell*tale type of lame*brained jealousy
an all*too*cruel act of avarice and malice
but bollox is the a*list of twitch*streamin’ prowess

[outro: bollox & the metropolitan police service]
no f*ckin’ way!
guys, i need some poggers in the chat, i just found a whole lot of diamonds!
oh my f*cking g* aaaah!
get on the f*cking ground! get on the f*cking ground right f*cking now!
alright!
your crime*spree is over, bollox!

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