freddy vs jason - aaron fraser-nash lyrics
[chorus: aaron fraser*nash & lauren amour]
take these demons back, we can’t hold them
they’re destroying our h*ll
we found satan lyin’ in a pool of his blood
when the monster gripped me, then he yelled
“hey, gimme that mic!”
[verse 1: aaron fraser*nash]
it’s friday the 13th, i can’t wait
there’s no better way to send the kids to sleep
five minutes played, and no one hears a peep
they’re in neverland now with a different p
i bore easily watching voorhees tease teens
had a couple weapons, then it’s all machete
get creative with your k!lls,
who’s watching this cr*p?
well it’s not me
if you think friday the 13th is scary, try goin’ to work on a monday morning
you need some new shoes, you look really tatty
these crocs should match with the mask you’re wearing
don’t you run after people? you’re so d*mn lazy
n0body’s screaming stop “jason” me?
i know they used to run though, ’cause your mom got her top off
you witnessed it and watched, i’m surprised you were so soft
[chorus: aaron fraser*nash & lauren amour]
take these demons back, we can’t hold them
they’re destroying our h*ll
we found satan lyin’ in a pool of his blood
when the monster gripped me, then he yelled
“where’s mom?”
[verse 2: aaron fraser*nash]
i’ve k!lled hundreds, my evil broke the dial
but, even i’m sickened battling a pedophile
the only thing grosser than what gets you off
your films are like taking pills with liquor
my films might leech off the lake and suck ass
but the fear at these summer camps will always last
your puns don’t scare ’em, they’re freaked by what they see
’cause for a burnt ball sack man, d*mn, you’re ugly
in fact, here’s my mask, you need it more than me
and i’m a deformed rotten corpsed zombie
[chorus: aaron fraser*nash & lauren amour]
take these demons back, we can’t hold them
they’re destroying our h*ll
we found satan lyin’ in a pool of his blood
when the monster gripped me, then he yelled
“bring me j!”
[verse 3: aaron fraser*nash]
hey jason, pull my finger
no words?
just cha cha cha’s?
you got a stammer?
when arrested, your sentence will last forever
but that’s just the life of a cereal k!ller
you hear the snap crackle pop, then disappear
your films are perfect on a date to seal the deal
they’re so boring i always get to netflix and k!ll
freddy, i’ll be the most iconic on screen
for more terrifying centuries
they yell “voorhees, a jolly good fellow”
“voorhees, a jolly good fellow”
i set trends, wore a mask before it was covid popular
i got more k!lls than any other horror character
you rely solely on the look of your glove
[chorus: aaron fraser*nash & lauren amour]
take these demons back, we can’t hold them
they’re destroying our h*ll
we found satan lyin’ in a pool of his blood
when the monster gripped me, then he yelled
“who won?”
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