cursed woody sings a song - aaron fraser-nash lyrics
[verse 1: woody]
what if i was lost forever? i was sid’s to keep
he’d twist me and stitch me
and prod me and kick me, turn me into a freak
i’d be downright angry! where was andy?
he left me to die in a ditch
where was mr. potato head, slinky and rex
etch*a*sketch and bo peep, what a witch!
think i’ve gone a bit crazy! alone in the dark
sid’s favorite plaything he pulls me apart
pulls me together again with some twine
like a monstrous sheriff, cowboy frankenstein
i’d remember the days we’d stay up and play
you bumbling traitors you lеft me astray
but now woody is loose, i’ve got onе thing to say
i’m coming for you and you’re all gonna pay!
[hook: woody, buzz, slinky, bo peep & andy]
calm down, woody… we’re your friends!
shut up, buzz! i’ll k!ll you!
sorry pal, but can we make amends?
shut up, slink! i’m gonna k!ll you!
why can’t we just talk it out?
not this time, bo!
woody, oh woody, where have you been?
too late, andy! i’m k!lling you slow!
[verse 2: woody]
remember the time that you said you were mine
we would play little westerns, this sheriff would shine
but you left me to rot in the house right next door
and i forgot i existed, for that i am sure!
you deserve all the punishment you have in store
and for all of the toys that are strewn on the floor
from dolly to ducky, to you dinosaur
this whole bedroom is mine and i’ll settle the score!
i’ll clip buzz’s wings, snip the parachute strings
and then smash little hamm into bits
i’ll overshake etch*a*sketch, crack little lenny
and beat pretty bo with her stick
decapitate rocky like it was a hobby, and take out and crash rc
i’ll make you remember the toy you forgot, for you had forsaken me!
[hook: woody, buzz, slinky, bo peep & andy]
calm down, woody… we’re your friends!
shut up, buzz! i’ll k!ll you!
sorry pal, but can we make amends?
shut up, slink! i’m gonna k!ll you!
why can’t we just talk it out?
not this time, bo!
woody, oh woody, where have you been?
too late, andy! i’m k!lling you slow!
[verse 3: woody]
i’ve taken the toys out but where is that boy at?
you said we would reach for the sky!
first you rub in my face buzz is taking my place
then you leave me, for that you must die!
do you know what it’s like to be under the knife?
at least sid gave me time of the day!
so much torture i learned to desensitize pain
now i guess i see k!lling as play!
andy come out and face me! i know that you’re there!
my mind is corrupted, no chance of repair
poor molly is screaming, she knows that it’s over
i know that you’re frightened and scared
but you left me to fester, unworthy protector
that sid was horrendous, a hannibal lecter
subjected to torture, this isn’t conjecture
like lambs to the slaughter, an evil inventor
i’ll k!ll you!
[hook: woody, buzz, slinky, bo peep & andy]
calm down, woody… we’re your friends!
shut up, buzz! i’ll k!ll you!
sorry pal, but can we make amends?
shut up, slink! i’m gonna k!ll you!
why can’t we just talk it out?
not this time, bo!
woody, oh woody, where have you been?
too late, andy! i’m k!lling you slow!
calm down, woody… we’re your friends!
shut up, buzz! i’ll k!ll you!
sorry pal, but can we make amends?
shut up, slink! i’m gonna k!ll you!
why can’t we just talk it out?
not this time, bo!
woody, oh woody, where have you been?
too late, andy! i’m k!lling you slow!
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