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cursed peter griffin sings a song - aaron fraser-nash lyrics

[intro, talking: peter griffin, lois griffin]
lois grab my machete
no, no, lois, go and grab my machete
i’ve watched a new show and i feel inspired
you know how easily influenced i am
what did you watch this time peter?
dahmer

[verse, sining: peter griffin]
k!lling all those men, was really pretty easy
but all the g*y s*x was kinda hard, my poor lil booty
i’d meet them at a club, get real drunk, fall in love
then take them back to mine and eat them with ketchup

[verse: peter griffin, lois griffin]
of course there was problems louis always snooping round
what on earth is that smell?
i clogged the bog and formed a mound? (phew)
sometimes i wondered if i ever would get caught
i’d go to joe wearing blood soaked clothes but he couldn’t join a dot (haha)

[chorus: peter griffin, stewie griffin]
k!lling inconspicuously
but subtly confuses me easily
what do i do with all this freaking blood
it’s even on my yeezys
stewie wanna help me
clean the murder scene
ew ew ew, this is no place for a baby!
[bridge: peter griffin, stewie griffin]
ey ey ey
hey i saw it on tv
so let’s go on a k!lling spree
ey ey ey
it was a real life tragedy
but it’s family guy so now it’s funny

[verse: peter griffin, meg griffin]
lois found the bodies and told me to find a new hobby
so i watched halloween and scream and friday the 13th
now i’m stalking a girl, a loner, loser, easy prey
peering through her window holding a machete
i will give her a call, to berate and belittle
you smell like p**p and have no b00bs
dad is that you?
no
so i rush in and punch her in the face
fist goes straight through
oh my meg we finally found a look that suits you!
[pre chorus: stewie griffin, lois griffin, peter griffin]
d*mn dad really did it, let’s all grab a shovel and dig
k!lling your own child peter that’s morbid so sick
you need to show remorse, what have you done you disgusting pig
i’ve abandoned my child! i’ve murdered my meg!

[bridge: peter griffin, stewie griffin]
ey ey ey
hey i saw it on tv
so let’s go on a k!lling spree
ey ey ey
it was a real life tragedy
but it’s family guy so now it’s funny

[verse: peter griffin]
look now i’m alien
this is freaking sweet
i can be the little head that pops out when hungry (haha)
i will chase you through the vents, jump out and bang my knee
sss, ahh, sss, jeez
ok no more xenomorphs, i will be freddy
but i just entered myself into chris’s sick wet dreams
you got a thing for female pennywise
chris really?
wait why am i the blonde girl in the piper perri meme?
oh no

[bridge: peter griffin, stewie griffin]
ey ey ey
hey i saw it on tv
so let’s go on a k!lling spree
ey ey ey
it was a real life tragedy
but it’s family guy so now it’s funny

- aaron fraser nash lyrics

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