con$entual rape - a. swiss lyrics
[chorus: a.swiss]
i put my d-ck in her b-tt
i said yo b-tch what’s up
she said i’m calling the cops
i said no you’re not sl-t
she tried pepper spray
but it only made me h-rny
i said i’m gunna get laid
whether consensual or rape
[verse 1: a.swiss]
i’m not a one girl man
won’t f-ck the same b-tch again
if she tries hitting me up
ill f-cking block her like spam
jk, on facebook i creep
i f-ck hoes in their sleep
i tape their mouths shut
so they don’t make a peep
i get s-x when i want it
too many s-x dolls got hundreds
whenever i get anywhere near a girl her s-x drive just plummets
i chill near the girl’s locker room
pretend to sweep with a broom
i sneak inside, lock the door and jack off to young poon
i sweat around women cuz they can tell when i’m fibbin’
like when they ask how big it is i lie sayin’ 5 inches
i see a girl at a bar so i sit at her table
but im so nervous that i twitch and stutter like i’m disabled
the days of m-st-rbating will never f-ckin end
and this is why binoculars are my best friend
the zoom on them is so good on em’, i’d rate them a 10 out uh 10
what’s that noise? oh f-ck the cops are knocking again
[chorus: t-breezy]
[verse 2: t-breezy]
had this girl named shaki
she let me c-m in her eye
came so much in that eye dat b-tch couldn’t even cry
broke in her dorm i’m not a first time offenda
last time i got caught had to hire a public defenda
wiped my d-ck on her pillow
and made 10 copies of her agenda
(you call it stalking, but i call it commitment)
7:45
outside her window i hide
then right around 8
is when my lover awakes
9:02 every day i follow her to starbucks
the way she sips on that coffee you know she’s trying to get f-cked
from starbucks to cl-ss
it takes her 42 steps
and the whole dam time i’m snapping pics of that -ss
from 10 to 2 i don’t know what to do
i usually call in a bomb threat to get her outta that room
at 3 o’clock
looks like she’s begging for c-ck
she must be waiting for me cuz her front doors unlocked
shower time! every day at 5
haven’t missed one session since f-ckin 05’
but tonight at 8 someone picked her up for date
i watched as they hugged, she just sealed her fate
she got dropped off at ten
finally alone again
kicked in the door and dragged her into the kitchen
and then…
[chorus: big tony]
[chorus: a.swiss]
[verse 3: big tony]
walking through the halls, i see the girl of my dreams
i try to say hi, but all i hear are her screams
am i really that ugly? my mom says i’m cute
did i fart or something? i didn’t feel a toot
i’ll try again tomorrow, maybe i’ll have better luck
if we go on a date, i’ll take my daddy’s truck
so i put on my jean shorts and i tucked in my shirt
finished my juice box and now i’m ready to flirt
i walked up to her with my head held high
told her she was cute, but then she let out a sigh
she said that i was really weird and that i smelled like aged cheese
i forgot my inhaler, so i let out a wheeze
i started to cry and p-ssed out in the halls
then i woke up with an open zipper and out were my b-lls
everybody was laughing and i started to cry
so i sprinted straight home and i asked myself why
[chorus: a.swiss, t-breezy, big tony]
a.swiss: you think she’ll take me back? she still loves me right? ahhhh
[outro: a.swiss, t-breezy, big tony]
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