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the little piece of wang - a. l. lloyd lyrics

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come all you sons of piety and listen to my dirge
some say it’s just a pack of lies, but it’s gospel, every word
when god made father adam, well, he laughed and danced and sang
and he sewed up adam’s belly with a little piece of w-ng

and when the god had finished he found he’d measured wrong
for when that w-ng was knotted it was just a bit too long
god said, “i’ve made a blunder here but i think i’ll let it hang”
so he left on adam’s belly, that little piece of w-ng

and when the god made mother eve, it fairly made him snort
for he found the w-ng he sowed with, it was just a bit too short
god said, “it leaves a bit of a gap, but i don’t give a d-mn
she can fight it out with adam for that little piece of w-ng.”

so ever since that distant day when the human race began
there’s been a constant battle between the woman and the man
but if you ask the woman and the man, they would agree
they don’t care if that battle lasts through all eternity

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