miss wagner teaches the alphabet - 3st lyrics
[intro]
[miss wagner]
good morning children!
my name is miss wagner!
[kids]
miss wagner?
who?
who’s that?
[kid #1]
but where’s mr. machula?
[miss wagner]
mr. machula had a long, hard di–
uh… ahem… night
regardless, he couldn’t come to school
so today, i will be teaching
your kindergarten cl-ss!
[kids]
yay!
[miss wagner]
so children
what have you been learning?
colors? math?
manners?
[kid #2]
ooh!
mr. machula has been
teaching us the alphabet!
[kids]
yeah! play the alphabet song!
play it! yeah yeah yeah!
[miss wagner]
oh! the alphabet song!
you mean like, a b c d e–
[kids]
no! oh no, not that one!
[kid #1]
it’s the cd on his desk
[miss wagner]
this one?
the one that says… threest?
[kids]
yeah, play it!
play it yay!
alphabet!
[miss wagner]
o-kay…
[verse 1]
[mike]
a is for -ss
and i get that daily
[brandon]
b is for b-tches
hit and quit, no babies
[saverio]
c me with a sweetie on my d
[mike]
e is for effigy
burning all these rappers
like an f-ing g
[brandon]
h is for haters
i don’t care what they say
[saverio]
i’m rolling like i auth0r-d harry potter
j-k
[mike]
latina ladies call me l pene grande
[brandon]
f-ck b-tches
get money, kids
[3st]
f-ck what your moms say
[chorus]
[3st]
it’s the motherf-cking alphabet, b-tch
turning up
yeah the kindergarten’s boutta get lit
stacking blocks like bands
got a glock in my hand
make it rain on them t-tties
all the kiddies sing it with me like
[3st & kids]
it’s the motherf-cking alphabet, b-tch
turning up
yeah the kindergarten’s boutta get lit
stacking blocks like bands
got a glock in my hand
that’s it
it’s the motherf-cking alphabet, b-tch
[verse 2]
[saverio]
m is for make that -ss
jiggle like jello
[mike]
do you respect your elders?
let me hear you, kids
[kids]
n-o
[brandon]
when my p-p stands up
that’s your q, s-xy
girl, r you feeling thirsty
like 3-s-t
[saverio]
smash u in your v
that’s a f-cking w
so forget about your x
’cause now he’s just other dude
[mike]
all these dumb emcees
don’t know they abc’s
and that’s y i’m sleeping on them
like z-z-z
[outro]
[miss wagner]
my goodness!
this is what mr. machula
lets you listen to?
[kid #2]
yeah, we love it!
alphabet, b-tch!
yeah, turn up!
[miss wagner]
well, i will be having
a word with the princ-p-l
this music is a terrible influence on–
[kid #1]
hey miss wagner
what that mouth do?
[miss wagner]
excuse me?
[kid #3]
yo guys
let’s gang bang the subst-tute!
[kids]
whoo! yeah boy!
yay!
[miss wagner]
enough, enough!
i will not stand for this!
[kid #3]
you don’t have to stand
you’ll be on your knees!
[kids]
oh sh-t!
worldstar!
ha ha ha ha!
[miss wagner]
this behavior is intolerable!
i am leaving!
[kid #1]
alright, she’s gone
who’s got the weed?
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