what if eminem wrote "my name is" in 2021 - 30 hertz (youtuber) lyrics
(chorus)
hi, my name is, what? my name is, who?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, huh? my name is, what?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, what? (excuse me) my name is, who?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
(can i have the attention of the class for one second?)
hi, my name is, huh? my name is, what?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
(verse 1)
hi, kids, do you like violence (f*ck yea!)
wanna see me dye my hair bright just like billie eilish? (you’re so edgy)
wanna copy me and do exactly like i did? (yeah, yeah)
try lean and get f*cked up worse than my life is? (oh)
my brain’s dеad weight, these xaniеs keep my head straight
but i can’t figure out which k*pop girl i wanna impregnate
and some random b*tch on twitter said “your album f*cking sucks ass, i think i’d rather listen to drake instead” (f*cking b*tch!)
well, since age 12, i felt like i’m someone else watching p*rn on the internet and choking myself with a belt got p*ssed off and ripped donald trump’s wig clean off
and smacked him so hard he had a heart attack like rick ross
i took the benzos too fast, and fall on my ass faster than a fat b*tch that sat down to fast
come here sl*t, “shady, wait a minute, that’s my mom, dawg”
i don’t give a f*ck, god sent me to get your mom off
(chorus)
hi, my name is, what? my name is, who?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, huh? my name is, what?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, what? my name is, who?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, huh? my name is, what?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
(verse 2)
my english teacher wanted to have s*x with me in junior high
the only problem was my english teacher wasn’t a guy (gross)
i smacked her in her face with an eraser, chased her with a stapler
and stapled her tits to a stack of paper (got ya b*tch)
walked in a g*y club, leather jacket zipped up
flashed the bartender, then stuck my d*ck in her tip cup
this b*tch claims to be flexible, says she can pull her legs behind her head so she did and i saw her t*st*cl*s (wait, hold up)
99 percent of my life, i was lied to i just found out my mom’s onlyfans has more subs than i do (d*mn it)
told her i’d grow up to be a famous country singer make a record about doin’ meth and f*ckin’ my sister (yee*haw)
you know you blew up when women like your instagram and try to touch your hands like some screamin’ bieber fans (oh my god, oh my god!)
this chick at white castle asked me for a selfie so i snapped a photo of my d*ck (thanks for the support b*tch)
(chorus)
hi, my name is, what? my name is, who?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, huh? my name is, what?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, what? my name is, who?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, huh? my name is, what?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
(verse 3)
stop the tape, this girl is tryin’ to escape (lock the doors)
dr. dre, don’t just stand there, grab the duct tape i’m not ready to leave, plus i’m way to high i’ll be sitting on this chair, browsing reddit, while this b*tch sucks me dry (f*ck yeah)
am i comin’ or goin’? i can barely decide i just drank a fifth of codeine, dare me to drive? (go ahead)
all my life i was very deprived i was still downloading p*rn of dial*up until i was 25
clothes ripped like goku from dragonball (super saiyan)
i skip when i walk, i’ll fight anything that talks (you talkin’ sh*t?)
when i was little, i used to get so hungry i would throw fits
how you gonna breastfeed me, dad? there’s no milk in your tits
i lay awake awake and browse for p*rn on the internet with a bottle of lotion, and some tissues by the bed
’cause i’m steamin’ mad and you won’t believe the luck i’ve had (what’s that?)
last night i was on tinder and matched with my step*dad
(chorus)
hi, my name is, what? my name is, who?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, huh? my name is, what?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, what? my name is, who?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
hi, my name is, huh? my name is, what?
my name is, chka*chka, slim shady
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